Toasted Speeches

bayla asked:


okay. i’m my sister’s maid of honor. i wanna say some funny quotes, maybe one or two. like “keep your ups and downs under the covers” but i don’t wanna say that. i got an idea of what to say sincerely. i just wanna make it funny cause that’s how i am, that’s my personality. i’m just not good at these type of things. plus there’s gonna be tears at the wedding cause of joyfulness, and i like lightening up the mood. thank you very much.

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luckygurl284 asked:


I’ve written my whole speech for my sisters wedding. Anyway, there’s a really funny toast I want to use but my sister just heard it at the last wedding she went to. So I want something just like this “Married life has many ups and downs…may most of yours be between the sheets.”

And I don’t want corny ones you hear all the time, I want something more original. Thanks!!

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