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Danny asked:


What would be a good/ funny speech for student council. I’m running for president.Please help.

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birdluver_93 asked:


Hi! I am running for student council in my grade, for 9th graders, the class is about 180 students large. I have to give a speech in front of them, and am required to turn in a hard copy of it for review. I am thinking of adding a humorous quote on leadership or teamwork from a television show or movie, or someone famous, that is relevant to the speech. If you know any, quickest and best one recieves ten points!


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