Toasted Speeches

nicole c asked:


i REALLY need a speech topic. My speech has to be 3-5 minutes and im just not very good with public speaking so when ever its time for speeches i cant think… any ideas? FUNNY, UNIQUE, INTERESTING speech topics ?

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Awesome K asked:


i have sat and listened to enough boring and long speeches for the Student Rep Council.

i want to make mine funny and intresting but staying on topic.

here are some pointers

-i am in year 8
-i was a house captin in year 6
-i was a SRC in year 5
-i am in the advance learning classes (Leading Learners)

so if u guys can give me some tips
or even write a bit i can change for my speach

Awesome K

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Live Laugh Love <3 asked:


We need to do speeches in English class and I want something funny. Because when I make people laugh I feel more comftrable than just standing up there talking. I admit i’m a funny person but right now the topics aren’t coming to me!!! Thank You so much
Also please make it so it’s easy to write about or research. <3 Happy Thursday!

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loloolol asked:


it’s a speech by a guy who i think is in sports, its a very funny speech. i thought it would be **** ruth but thats not right. im pretty sure it’s a graduation speech and it is somewhat famous. Half of the speech doesnt even seem to make sense. the guy who wrote it was famous for being weird and this speech showed it.

does any one have any idea on what i might be thinking of?
****ITS NOT CONAN O’BRIAN OR JOHN STUART****
ellen- yeah thats what i thought but i cant find any of his speeches that are like the one i read

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James Nardel asked:


The best kinds of speeches are the ones that touch the people that are listening to it. A speech is made to be moving and up lifting. However, if you want to let some jokes fly, then you may want to give the funny toast. Funny wedding toasts are growing in popularity in many countries. This is because people like to have a little bit of fun at a wedding as well. Let the speeches be the things that are used to make people feel moved, but let the toasts be the things that bring laughter to the wedding. Now we are going to give a few tips on how to give a good funny wedding toast and how to write it before hand.

A toast is something that is not really planned out, anyone can do it. So if you want to give a toast or you are thinking about giving a toast, then plan it out before hand. This way you know what you are going to say if it comes down to that.

Next, remember that funny wedding toasts are best when they are about the truth. So when you are going to say something in a toast, be sure it’s truthful. Do not make something up, because not that many people are going to get what you are talking about. On this same tip, you have to make sure that the truth that you are giving is a small one. Do not give away a secret that is going to get you into trouble, because that is going to make a bad speech. No speech is worse than the ones that are suppose to be funny and are not.

Although the funny wedding toasts are great, you have to make sure that you go with something from the heart as well. The start of the toasts should be funny and then end respectful. That is the only way to close out a wedding toast. A toast is something that is not really planned out, anyone can do it. So if you want to give a toast or you are thinking about giving a toast, then plan it out before hand. This way you know what you are going to say if it comes down to that.

Next, remember that funny wedding toasts are best when they are about the truth. So when you are going to say something in a toast, be sure it’s truthful. Do not make something up, because not that many people are going to get what you are talking about. On this same tip, you have to make sure that the truth that you are giving is a small one. Do not give away a secret that is going to get you into trouble, because that is going to make a bad speech. No speech is worse than the ones that are suppose to be funny and are not.

Although the funny wedding toasts are great, you have to make sure that you go with something from the heart as well. The start of the toasts should be funny and then end respectful. That is the only way to close out a wedding toast.



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kaseandannasmom asked:


It’s for 2 people - my other best friend Sue and I are giving the speech together. The Maid of Honour is doing a sentimental speech to the bride, so we just want to do a funny speech, but we need a theme, template, etc. for a funny idea for 2 people.
I know already about different things I can talk about. But are there any cool speeches you’ve seen with 2 bridesmaids, like a song or a theme or a skit-type thing?

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