Toasted Speeches

Rachel M asked:


So Jun 11th is my 8th grade graduation. I was thinking about this today, and i have no idea what to say. I want to like thank my teachers, perhaps saya few funny stories, and include my best friend. I have no idea how to include all of this. It is supposed to be between 3-5 minutes. Does anyone have suggestions or maybe an example of a speech? Im really bad at writing speeches.

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Anjali asked:


I am running for the position of “Historian.” This means that I have to take pictures of everyone during Latin Club activities and have to organize these activities. I’m really excited about it- but only the people with the best speeches get in! I need a funny and persuasive, short speech. Help!

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*hey* asked:


ok so I was chosen to be the speaker at graduation along with one other person…I am really nervous and want my speech to be funny, inspirational, and memorable. I dont know how to start..help?

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zanzibar1021 asked:


I have to do a sales speech for school. All of the people are doing funny things like quesadilla makers, and are demonstrating in front of the class. I have nothing. I want it to be a funny/clever idea, and one I can elaborate on for a 3 minute speech. Help?

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Rich G asked:


I have been asked to be the “best man” at my younger brothers wedding, and while i am honoured to be asked, i am having problems putting together a suitable speech.
I would really appreciate any advice on content & structure, also any other tips for presenting it. Also what are the funniest “one liners” you have heard in a speech?

Thanks in advance…..

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