• funny birthday speech
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     The Scrapbook

    “Good morning- Bridget and April, Chris and Aunt Stephnie” I said as I swung down the stairs and hoping into the kitchen’s dinning room table.
    “Well, aren’t we in a good mood?” Aunt Stephnie asked.
    “you too?!” I asked happily.
    “No, Stuiped, she’s saying aren’t you happy, saying we is just a figure of speech!” April said. April was only 7. Bridget was 11, and Chris was 8 and I was 15, not many age differnces. And April seems to have a brain 2x the normal size. And Bridget-well she’s normal…..ish. And chris, well he just sits there…But he isn’t a part of the family, he’s parents died so were taking care of him.  And me I’m a happy go lucky girl! I’m cute, smart, funny ect. Just ask my boyfriend!
    “Well, I’m just very happy, always am!”
    ” I say, that someone with blonde hair and a red shirt spoke to soon!” April said-She always talks sarcasticly.
    “……Why?” I asked nervously.
    “Well darling…. you have to clean up the attic..”
    “What!” My happy go lucky-ness broke. Fell to pieces….I was sad now.
    “Why can’t Chris do that or-or Ricky!” I protested. Ricky was our next door neighbor. He was 18 and a totaly hottie, But i still love Mike.
    “Because. Ricky is out in Haiwii” Aunt said.
    “What!”
    “I know you miss him and all but–”
    “No I don’t miss him and all-well I do  but Hw come he didn’t take me to Haiwii!?” I complained.
    “Because-he went with his girlfriend!” April said.
      ”Well I’d best be going- school is going to start any minute now.” April said taking a bite of her bagel and then cleaning her mouth and grabbed Chris’ arm and left. Her and Chris had a thing.
    “Honey? The leaft before you! You should be gone by now!” Stephnie said.
    ‘School doesn’t start til’ 10:00.” I said,
    “Is that why you are so happy?” She looked at my face and corrected her sentence. “Is that why you were so happy?”
    “Yes, and just because I am alive….”
    “So… it was all about school…?”
    “Pretty much-yupp!” I replied.
      ”well you still have to clean the attic”
    “Ugg!” I draged my feet and arms to my room countinuing that sound.

       When I finally made it to the guest room I felll back onto my bed. I rolled of the bed…
    “Ahh!” THUMP!
    I lay there looking under the bed…
    “Hey! A scrapbook!”
    I reached under the bed to get it
    “Cool I wonder when this is from…..”
    I opened it…

            ’Sophia’s scrapbook.

    Name-Sophia 
    Who are you sharing this with- Daniel

    Your birthday- April 27 1982

    Date you finished and started- 
    April 27 2004 to ‘  

    I flipped through the pages…
    There were lots of pictures of my mom and dad…

    ‘If I never get to finish this book, I want to give it 
    to my daughter.. Stacy. In 6 months I will have her 
    and then give it to her on her 26 birthday-but if I 
    can’twait her 18 birthday. And if anything happens 
    to before that I want anyone who is taking care of 
    her to give this to her on her 18 or 16 birthday’

    “Hey my birthday is in 2 days!”
    btw im like 12 so yeah-it shoudl be imature =]

    FUNNY BRIDE & GROOM SPEECHES

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