Toasted Speeches

Kit asked:


I’m stuck!! I have to write a very last minute speech. I wasn’t originally going to be writing a speech, but the maid of honor crapped out on the bride. Along with another bridesmaid. Sooo now I’m going o be maid of honor but I’m not really sure what to say in the toast. Does anyone know any good quotes or funny quotes I can add in. ANY hep would be appreciated!!

FUNNY MAID OF HONOR SPEECHES

zanzibar1021 asked:


I have to do a sales speech for school. All of the people are doing funny things like quesadilla makers, and are demonstrating in front of the class. I have nothing. I want it to be a funny/clever idea, and one I can elaborate on for a 3 minute speech. Help?

FUNNY MAID OF HONOR SPEECHES