Toasted Speeches

kay asked:


i am the maid of honor at my dad’s wedding and i am supposed to give a speech or toast at the reception, i want it to be something kind of funny and not long i need help i have no clue where to start!

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Proud asked:


I’m the maid-of-honor at my sisters wedding this spring. I’ve been worrying about “the speech” for almost a year now! I’m a nervous wreck in front of people and I honestly have no idea what to say. Her and her fiance’ live very far away and I see them rarely. There is a significant age difference between my sister and I, so we aren’t really close. I love her dearly, but I just don’t know what to say at the wedding. I don’t have any fond memories of her nor do I have any funny or witty stories to share. What do I say? “Congratulations and Best Wishes” doesn’t seem like enough…..

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Kel W asked:


Ok my sister and I both are the maid of honors in our olders sister’s wedding this friday. We wrote our speech and it sounds nice however I didn’t know if taking a shot before or during the speech was a bad idea. By all means it will help our nerves out but do you think it will look bad in front of the family? We were going to take a shot before we started our speech., I thought everyone would think it was funny. The sister who’s getting married is 24 so it’s not like she is old school or anything.
Let me add this detail.
We are bringing our own shot glasses and patron.

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aslongasitrocks asked:


The wedding date is July 1st…and I am still drawing a blank. I need help coming up with a good, funny, wedding centered quote or two to use. Not to mention the actual toast…
Any tips??? Please keep in mind that there will be a few highly religious people attending, so I don’t want to offend them with something gross.

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mclatenite asked:


My girlfriend is the maid of honor in her sister’s wedding. Before she gives her speech at the reception, she’d like to suprise everyone by busting out a karaoke song for the newlyweds. However, she’s having trouble coming up with something good to sing. She wants something pertinent to the situation (wedding duh) but wants it to be entertaining/funny and not slow/sappy.

Any suggestions?

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djstoer asked:

Deanna & Brian’s wedding; Maid of Honor Laurel

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Kayeiliz asked:

Helen’s Maid of Honor toast at Liz & Darrow’s Wedding

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Cantankerous311 asked:

Angie gave an incredible toast at the wedding. Here it is by popular demand. Enjoy. Thanks, Angie.

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bsniz asked:

Alexis’s Toast

lizisFREAKINGawesome asked:

We are a family full of overemotional people, we know this. :] here’s mara delivering her speech for joseph and aimee. made us proud! :]

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