Toasted Speeches

tammyj_1971 asked:


My fiance’ is having his younger brother stand up as his Best Man in 10 days. His brother, lets call him “BILL”, is a bit of a nut. He does a LOT of funny voices, and always gets laughs where ever he goes. I’ve caught wind of him planning to do his Best Man toast in his “Arnie”. (from the Movie, “what’s Eating Gilbert Grape”….Arnie was the mentally retarded boy played by Leonardo diCaprio….. Anyways… I think it would be HILARIOUS…. and so does my Fiance’….

HOWEVER…. I actually HAVE a mentally disabled cousin. And my youngest son is also Mentally Disabled. While WE know he’s not poking fun at people with disabilities, some of the other guests may not find this funny at all.

Should I send word back through the grape vine that “Arnie” should NOT be making the toast? (Cuz I bet the weird Chinese guy could do it instead.)
Thanks everyone, for your help in this delicat4e matter. I had my finace’ speak to his brother and “Bill” had some rather heartfelt feelings to share. It seems “Bill” is worried that people will not like him for who he really is. So rather than reveal his true self, he hides behind his impersonations. Yes, he HAD planned for “Arnie” to give the toast. After revealing his fears to us, he asked us who we would like to give our toast. (to select from his cast of characters) We requested that he do the character of “Bill”, the ypounger brother of a man very much in love!!

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agnieszka.biskup asked:


Hi my name is Agnes and I’ve always wanted to be an actress. My parents say I actually have a potencial to become an actress because Im quite funny. I love to act out in front of my friends and family, make them laugh, make jokes etc, but unfortunately when it comes to public speeches in school, I get so nervous, I start to sweat and sometimes even mix up all the stuff I was supposed to say/read but if that happens I just read on!!! My mam says that maybe as I’m getting older this kind of ’shyness’ will dissapear, I hope so!
So she suggested that maybe I would like to try out acting on stage, she want’s me to sign up to some kind of Drama Classes. I think that it is really a good idea, in that way I could make sure if Acting is really the thing I want to do!She also says that the actors I see on TV also had to PRACTICE, sometimes for long years to become so good at acting, she says thatyou don’t get to be a famous actor/actress JUST LIKE THAT! I am all stressed out now because of mu J.C.(Junior Certificate) which I will be writing next June. Only after J.C. I can attend Drama lessons because now I have to study. Can anyone please give me some advices about what should I do to stop getting so stressed when lots of people are staring at me? Some people say it has to do with me not being confident enough.
I hope, and I am praying, that it will pass as I get older, because I really intend to become an Actress and later on move into New York or Los Angeles. I’ve always wanted to live in New York! One of my favourite actors lives there (Douglas Anthony Hutchison). Well at least that’s what I read about him on the internet!! So if you have any advice you could give me please e-mail to: aggie.biscuits@hotmail.com . Thanks a million! Agnes.

lilzozx asked:


Speech:
Hello, today im going to briefly introduce myself to u. as u all know my name is - im originally - & holding a - nationality, i come from a city called -, its prosperous with its great places. i live in a house full of love, having amazing parents, 3 sisters & an adorable brother.
my birthday is on -, which tell that im an aquarian woman. as said about aquarian women & i myself find it true is that its hard for us to make friends, but once made, the friendship is sincere and everlasting. my number 1 hobby is everything concerning art then comes basketball, vollyball & travelling.
the idea of losing some1 i care about scares me,i consider this as a weak point in me besides being sensitive.i joined college on - majoring in marketing & planing to finish my bachelor degree. working with my father last summer was a turning point in my life that has also helped me understand my major. my biggest challenge in life is to accomplish a remarkable thing in art besides my major.

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