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  • What should I put in my graduation speech?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 10.04.2010 No Comments
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    Cece asked:


    I am the valedictorian of my class and therefore I need to give a speech at the graduation ceremony.

    I want to avoid having a bland/boring speech. I know to avoid using inside jokes and thanking specific friends, etc. In addition to avoiding having a bland/boring speech, I want to make it funny in reference to the past and future. Also, I don’t want to include any quotes whatsoever.

    So what kinds of things would you like to hear in a graduation speech in regards to the criteria mentioned above?

    *And don’t waste my time with stupid answers please.

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    Tags: Funny, Jokes, Quotes, Stupid Answers, Valedictorian

  • hello people of the world, can anyone help me or give me a best mans speech template?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 10.03.2010 No Comments
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    ModelMe asked:


    It would be great if it was funny and had some jokes about being *** and being unfashionable, and some caring jokes and some Nice little bits! i hope you can help me!

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    Tags: Best Mans Speech, Hello World, Jokes, Little Bits

  • Wedding - Best Man Speech - I need some suggestions?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 15.03.2009 3 Comments
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    wotalotihad asked:


    Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this - much appreciated!

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Funny Quotes, Jokes, Little Time, Wedding Speech

  • Can anyone please help me with something funny, but not dirty to start my best man speech? ?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 09.12.2008 6 Comments
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    Michael S asked:


    I need a funny but tasteful joke to start my best man speech at my brothers wedding. Keep in mind, ive already seen the same 10-20 jokes about The upper hand and Marriage is a 3 ring circus etc etc etc

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Funny Joke, Jokes, Marriage, Ring Circus

  • How to get rid of stress when doing public speeches,etc?

    FAMOUS FUNNY SPEECHES 29.09.2008 2 Comments
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    agnieszka.biskup asked:


    Hi my name is Agnes and I’ve always wanted to be an actress. My parents say I actually have a potencial to become an actress because Im quite funny. I love to act out in front of my friends and family, make them laugh, make jokes etc, but unfortunately when it comes to public speeches in school, I get so nervous, I start to sweat and sometimes even mix up all the stuff I was supposed to say/read but if that happens I just read on!!! My mam says that maybe as I’m getting older this kind of ’shyness’ will dissapear, I hope so!
    So she suggested that maybe I would like to try out acting on stage, she want’s me to sign up to some kind of Drama Classes. I think that it is really a good idea, in that way I could make sure if Acting is really the thing I want to do!She also says that the actors I see on TV also had to PRACTICE, sometimes for long years to become so good at acting, she says thatyou don’t get to be a famous actor/actress JUST LIKE THAT! I am all stressed out now because of mu J.C.(Junior Certificate) which I will be writing next June. Only after J.C. I can attend Drama lessons because now I have to study. Can anyone please give me some advices about what should I do to stop getting so stressed when lots of people are staring at me? Some people say it has to do with me not being confident enough.
    I hope, and I am praying, that it will pass as I get older, because I really intend to become an Actress and later on move into New York or Los Angeles. I’ve always wanted to live in New York! One of my favourite actors lives there (Douglas Anthony Hutchison). Well at least that’s what I read about him on the internet!! So if you have any advice you could give me please e-mail to: aggie.biscuits@hotmail.com . Thanks a million! Agnes.

    Tags: Funny, Jokes, Love, Mam, Public Speeches

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