Toasted Speeches

L Dumbledore asked:


Okay, so basically, I’m running for SGA. I need to write my speech… and it needs to be funny. But I can’t think of anything! I’m not looking for a speach or anything, just witty and creative ideas… Anybody have any?

FUNNY MAID OF HONOR SPEECHES

GetLoose asked:


Please help me. I just got chosen to present the speech and I need something fun and that can related to us teens. I put the word ‘crunk’ somewhere in it and they said I couldn’t put that. So I need something modern, funny, and appropriate. Thank you!

FUNNY FATHER OF THE BRIDE SPEECHES

freemir asked:


Neither one of us are very “Serious” people and we want to say something funny instead of something similar to what you hear at every wedding. We are both in our 20’s and want to add a little humor to the wedding

PARENTS & FRIENDS WEDDING SPEECHES

Corey asked:


Public speaking is not my best skill. Any advice on how to give a good speech. I want it to a little funny, but sincere. Anyone with some experience in this dept?
Thanks Cam, I’ll keep that in mind.

WANT TO LAUGH YOUR MOUTH OFF? FUNNY SPEECHES!

pitchochichi asked:

Funny speech of President Pervez Musharaf to the nation,,, He is in very angry mode

ABSOLUTELY FREE FUNNY WEDDING TOASTS & SPEECHES! TAKE A LOOK

Boorman3000 asked:

Class President Mike Boor’s funny graduation speech for the class of 2007

PARENTS & FRIENDS WEDDING SPEECHES

rlewis47 asked:

http://www.speech-success.org/funny-speech.html Offers free podcasts, videos, articles on how to make a funny speech without resorting to jokes. Also see http://www.speech-success.org/funny-speech.html

mspizzazzy asked:


I’ve known both the bride and groom since elementary school (we’re all 30). I went to the prom with the bride (friends only…no getting lucky!!). Bride and groom only started dating after college. I’ve been best friends with groom since high school. HAVE ANY LINES TO USE to bring this up in a funny/clever way?????

LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES

Robert C asked:


I’m 26 years old and the best man for a college buddy who is 27. I want to start with a funny ice breaker (that isn’t dirty). Any ideas?

LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES

Michal Clayton asked:


I am the Best Man at my friend’s wedding, how should I write the speech? Funny, serious? what topics should I touch on? I need serious help.

LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES