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*hey* asked:


ok so I was chosen to be the speaker at graduation along with one other person…I am really nervous and want my speech to be funny, inspirational, and memorable. I dont know how to start..help?

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Will L asked:


at my high-school we have this thing called have a say day where you get up and give a speech about anything i want mine to be funny but i dont know what to write about worst off i dont know how to start or finish it any ideas and way to start it would be great.

thanks

p.s i have this idea People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven’t.

but i dont know how to start it ant it doesn’t seem that funny

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Ryan C asked:


In school the other day my teacher gave us an assignment to find a speech that will take 5-10 minutes to give (it can be longer and i’ll only say part of it) and it can be by anyone. I’m trying to be bold and do something funny but i can’t find anything on the net. Anyone have any ideas of what would be funny to give in front of the class.

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Cece asked:


I am the valedictorian of my class and therefore I need to give a speech at the graduation ceremony.

I want to avoid having a bland/boring speech. I know to avoid using inside jokes and thanking specific friends, etc. In addition to avoiding having a bland/boring speech, I want to make it funny in reference to the past and future. Also, I don’t want to include any quotes whatsoever.

So what kinds of things would you like to hear in a graduation speech in regards to the criteria mentioned above?

*And don’t waste my time with stupid answers please.

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.. asked:


i want to give a speech at my wedding but i want it to make people laugh as i have a bit of a comedic side to me

any ideas

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Live Laugh Love <3 asked:


We need to do speeches in English class and I want something funny. Because when I make people laugh I feel more comftrable than just standing up there talking. I admit i’m a funny person but right now the topics aren’t coming to me!!! Thank You so much
Also please make it so it’s easy to write about or research. <3 Happy Thursday!

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Pizza Boy asked:


I’m the best man at a wedding this weekend and as part of my speech i thought i’d get the Groom up in front of everyone and get him to perform a few of his infamous dance moves. ( he is an awful dancer !!)

It’ll only take 2 minutes and i personally think everyone will find it funny.

But am i missing the point and it could be seen as over-the-top/unorthodox/ silly?

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LiquidGenerationTube asked:

Politics is funny when idiots are involved. www.liquidgeneration.com

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fuzz_boy29 asked:


i’m doing a speech at a gathering of myself and my friends.. full on dinner style but very lax atmosphere.. need to have people falling off chairs funny.. delivery not a problem just having problem coming up with things to talk about.. help please

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Danny asked:


What would be a good/ funny speech for student council. I’m running for president.Please help.

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