Toasted Speeches

Cece asked:


I am the valedictorian of my class and therefore I need to give a speech at the graduation ceremony.

I want to avoid having a bland/boring speech. I know to avoid using inside jokes and thanking specific friends, etc. In addition to avoiding having a bland/boring speech, I want to make it funny in reference to the past and future. Also, I don’t want to include any quotes whatsoever.

So what kinds of things would you like to hear in a graduation speech in regards to the criteria mentioned above?

*And don’t waste my time with stupid answers please.

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.. asked:


i want to give a speech at my wedding but i want it to make people laugh as i have a bit of a comedic side to me

any ideas

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Live Laugh Love <3 asked:


We need to do speeches in English class and I want something funny. Because when I make people laugh I feel more comftrable than just standing up there talking. I admit i’m a funny person but right now the topics aren’t coming to me!!! Thank You so much
Also please make it so it’s easy to write about or research. <3 Happy Thursday!

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Pizza Boy asked:


I’m the best man at a wedding this weekend and as part of my speech i thought i’d get the Groom up in front of everyone and get him to perform a few of his infamous dance moves. ( he is an awful dancer !!)

It’ll only take 2 minutes and i personally think everyone will find it funny.

But am i missing the point and it could be seen as over-the-top/unorthodox/ silly?

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LiquidGenerationTube asked:

Politics is funny when idiots are involved. www.liquidgeneration.com

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fuzz_boy29 asked:


i’m doing a speech at a gathering of myself and my friends.. full on dinner style but very lax atmosphere.. need to have people falling off chairs funny.. delivery not a problem just having problem coming up with things to talk about.. help please

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Danny asked:


What would be a good/ funny speech for student council. I’m running for president.Please help.

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L Dumbledore asked:


Okay, so basically, I’m running for SGA. I need to write my speech… and it needs to be funny. But I can’t think of anything! I’m not looking for a speach or anything, just witty and creative ideas… Anybody have any?

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GetLoose asked:


Please help me. I just got chosen to present the speech and I need something fun and that can related to us teens. I put the word ‘crunk’ somewhere in it and they said I couldn’t put that. So I need something modern, funny, and appropriate. Thank you!

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freemir asked:


Neither one of us are very “Serious” people and we want to say something funny instead of something similar to what you hear at every wedding. We are both in our 20’s and want to add a little humor to the wedding

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