Toasted Speeches

berniebabie724 asked:


I’m doing my final project with a group for my speech class and we chose to do a news cast of the future. We decided to make up the news stories. So I got stuck with World News. I need some help brainstorming for some silly and funny world news stories. I’d like to have at least one serious one. The year is 2052.

so far I have: Fidel Castro has turned 144 years old today. Fidel still enjoys writing articles about the Cuban government (what else should I write here). Happy Birthday Fidel!

I don’t want them all to be a joke like I’d really like one that could possibly happen.

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kelsey asked:


I need to accept an award for my Advertising and Public Speaking Class for Academic Excellence and Humor in my Projects.

I need to write a speech for it. Like how I got interested in the subject, and what helped me and stuff. I don’t have any funny personal stories, when I usually do.

How can I make this speech funny? After all, I am getting an award for it so it has to be laugh out loud funny.

Please help! I have no clue what to do!

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stfn314 asked:


and I remembered at my sister’s wedding my Dad (without alcohol) said I’m happy to be here for the union of Vanessa and Richard! I’m Richard! Her husband was Roger! My sister’s in laws probably wondered what kind of incestous family he was marrying into. Hahaha. Got any funny wedding speech stories?
Here you go Kiwi:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/couplesandmarriage/articletkt.aspx?cp-documentid=8136321&GT1=32001

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