Toasted Speeches

kelsey asked:


I need to accept an award for my Advertising and Public Speaking Class for Academic Excellence and Humor in my Projects.

I need to write a speech for it. Like how I got interested in the subject, and what helped me and stuff. I don’t have any funny personal stories, when I usually do.

How can I make this speech funny? After all, I am getting an award for it so it has to be laugh out loud funny.

Please help! I have no clue what to do!

FUNNY BRIDE & GROOM SPEECHES

stfn314 asked:


and I remembered at my sister’s wedding my Dad (without alcohol) said I’m happy to be here for the union of Vanessa and Richard! I’m Richard! Her husband was Roger! My sister’s in laws probably wondered what kind of incestous family he was marrying into. Hahaha. Got any funny wedding speech stories?
Here you go Kiwi:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/couplesandmarriage/articletkt.aspx?cp-documentid=8136321&GT1=32001

LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES