Toasted Speeches

Kit asked:


I’m stuck!! I have to write a very last minute speech. I wasn’t originally going to be writing a speech, but the maid of honor crapped out on the bride. Along with another bridesmaid. Sooo now I’m going o be maid of honor but I’m not really sure what to say in the toast. Does anyone know any good quotes or funny quotes I can add in. ANY hep would be appreciated!!

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bayla asked:


okay. i’m my sister’s maid of honor. i wanna say some funny quotes, maybe one or two. like “keep your ups and downs under the covers” but i don’t wanna say that. i got an idea of what to say sincerely. i just wanna make it funny cause that’s how i am, that’s my personality. i’m just not good at these type of things. plus there’s gonna be tears at the wedding cause of joyfulness, and i like lightening up the mood. thank you very much.

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writers block asked:


I’m writing a best man’s speech and I want to make reference to his stinginess but in a clever way that will make people laugh

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Shane asked:


I need help thinking of ways to start and end my 8th grade graduation speech. I pretty much need help with my entire speech and its coming up very soon. Please share any ideas or quotes you have. Thanks!

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wotalotihad asked:


Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this - much appreciated!

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