Toasted Speeches

Hussnain S asked:


well i need to write an 8th grade graduation farewell speech, and i wanna start off my saying a FUNNY graduation quote.

i looked everywhere, but couldnt find any.
any suggestions?

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birdluver_93 asked:


Hi! I am running for student council in my grade, for 9th graders, the class is about 180 students large. I have to give a speech in front of them, and am required to turn in a hard copy of it for review. I am thinking of adding a humorous quote on leadership or teamwork from a television show or movie, or someone famous, that is relevant to the speech. If you know any, quickest and best one recieves ten points!


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aslongasitrocks asked:


The wedding date is July 1st…and I am still drawing a blank. I need help coming up with a good, funny, wedding centered quote or two to use. Not to mention the actual toast…
Any tips??? Please keep in mind that there will be a few highly religious people attending, so I don’t want to offend them with something gross.

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Jenny D asked:


I have this speech to make for summer school that requires you to memorize at least 40 words of a speech or a quote from a movie, book, commercial, something a famous person said etc. It just can’t be from a song or poetry. It can be crazy, funny, or interesting, but i don’t really want a serious or boring quote. Please help, THANKS!

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