Toasted Speeches

Davy J asked:


I am trying to write a speech and i need some good, interesting, funny, and/or creative ideas to include in the speech. Anything helps! Thanks

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L Dumbledore asked:


Okay, so basically, I’m running for SGA. I need to write my speech… and it needs to be funny. But I can’t think of anything! I’m not looking for a speach or anything, just witty and creative ideas… Anybody have any?

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