Toasted Speeches

88anza88 asked:

Hes now 19, and for his birthday speech, he starts off chanting “DRUNK MOTHER SPEECH!” and then mumbles, and then passes right back out

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eiji_kikumaru15 asked:


can someone please give a funny introduction with my birthday speech? just a funny introduction and i will do the rest.
thank you

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Bubba S asked:


well tommorow is my 13th birthday but we are celbrating it today cause everyone has to work tommorow so i just wanted to say this little funny speech and here’s wat i got :” Friends, family thank you for gathering here on the most important day of the year( my birthday).first of all let me say i just found out this morning i’m growing a little mustchace and it better that my mom’s and secondly i’d like to say……….”

that’s all i got so far eexcept the part where i ask my grandad to take me to the strip club next week so how can i make this speech better a nd funnier?

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