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baby girl~zap! asked:


Long story short - someone in my family (Not giving personal info) needs to give a best man speech. The one thats the funniest. So, can you give us some good jokes that are easy enough and from which I don’t have to give personal info? Plz, help! And this does belong to this catagory, cause I’m asking for jokes and this is where the jokes are! Thanks to every one who’s kind enough to help!

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monopolyin asked:

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tammyj_1971 asked:


My fiance’ is having his younger brother stand up as his Best Man in 10 days. His brother, lets call him “BILL”, is a bit of a nut. He does a LOT of funny voices, and always gets laughs where ever he goes. I’ve caught wind of him planning to do his Best Man toast in his “Arnie”. (from the Movie, “what’s Eating Gilbert Grape”….Arnie was the mentally retarded boy played by Leonardo diCaprio….. Anyways… I think it would be HILARIOUS…. and so does my Fiance’….

HOWEVER…. I actually HAVE a mentally disabled cousin. And my youngest son is also Mentally Disabled. While WE know he’s not poking fun at people with disabilities, some of the other guests may not find this funny at all.

Should I send word back through the grape vine that “Arnie” should NOT be making the toast? (Cuz I bet the weird Chinese guy could do it instead.)
Thanks everyone, for your help in this delicat4e matter. I had my finace’ speak to his brother and “Bill” had some rather heartfelt feelings to share. It seems “Bill” is worried that people will not like him for who he really is. So rather than reveal his true self, he hides behind his impersonations. Yes, he HAD planned for “Arnie” to give the toast. After revealing his fears to us, he asked us who we would like to give our toast. (to select from his cast of characters) We requested that he do the character of “Bill”, the ypounger brother of a man very much in love!!

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Corey asked:


Public speaking is not my best skill. Any advice on how to give a good speech. I want it to a little funny, but sincere. Anyone with some experience in this dept?
Thanks Cam, I’ll keep that in mind.

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wotalotihad asked:


Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this - much appreciated!

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SoSurreal? asked:


My boyfriend is the best man in his uncles wedding - & he needs help writting a speech - he has never done this before … he needs something short and sweet (possibly funny)

Thanks so much in advance!

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Brian P asked:


nice things to bring up, things to say…anything…please help!!!

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mspizzazzy asked:


I’ve known both the bride and groom since elementary school (we’re all 30). I went to the prom with the bride (friends only…no getting lucky!!). Bride and groom only started dating after college. I’ve been best friends with groom since high school. HAVE ANY LINES TO USE to bring this up in a funny/clever way?????

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Robert C asked:


I’m 26 years old and the best man for a college buddy who is 27. I want to start with a funny ice breaker (that isn’t dirty). Any ideas?

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