• funny birthday speech
    Ango? asked:


    Interview

    She may be quiet, but this unique girl is sure fun to be around! Today as a kid, she enjoys making people feel better, but yet she dreams of even better…becoming a psychologist as an adult! A multinational girl, this cheerleader is Polish, Irish, Russian, German, Lithuanian, Scottish, Swedish and British! She sees herself as unique because she laughs about everything! Can you guess who she is now?! You got it, it’s Jennifer (Jen)*last name hidden*!
    Jen’s mom is Patty and her dad is Cliff. Her three brothers are Michael, Matthew, and Alec, as she is the third oldest. By the fun, loving kind of girl she is, you could have already guessed that Jennifer’s favorite color is pink! Jen is really into music, as her favorite song is No one, by Alicia Keys. She says that she likes all types of music, but usually depends on what mood she’s in. A few things that she really is not that into are people that insult others, bugs, and crying, which is not all that astonishing, therefore, many people don’t enjoy these things either! Her favorite kind of food is Chinese food! You may see Jen walking through the crowded halls of CHS with Natalia and Annetta, her two best friends of course!
    There’s also a very special someone in Jennifer’s life! I’m sure there are many very special people in her life that she loves and adores, but this one happens to be her loving boyfriend Adrian! When Jen isn’t with Adrian, she enjoys spending her time listening to music! Don’t forget to buy Jen a Rugrats in Paris tee shirt for her birthday, 6/20/93’, because, (DUH!), that’s Jen’s favorite movie! She also happens to love the book Child called It! Her favorite subject in school is English. It’s funny because Jen is such a great person, with so many amazing qualities, yet ironically claims to have a low self esteem! Jen also likes talking and she enjoys hanging out with her friends.
    A couple other things you may not have known about this sweet girl is that her hero is her oldest brother Michael and she loves shopping at American Eagle, Against all Odds and Aeropostale! Jennifer also says that she loves New York, but someday would like to travel across the globe and visit the Aussie continent with the crazy, bouncing kangaroos…Australia!
    Well, that’s Jennifer *last name hidden* for you! As you can already tell, she’s pretty cool! Jen is down to earth, caring, and fun! Get to know her!

    FUNNY FATHER OF THE BRIDE SPEECHES

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  • funny best man speeches
    mspizzazzy asked:


    I’ve known both the bride and groom since elementary school (we’re all 30). I went to the prom with the bride (friends only…no getting lucky!!). Bride and groom only started dating after college. I’ve been best friends with groom since high school. HAVE ANY LINES TO USE to bring this up in a funny/clever way?????

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