Toasted Speeches

[THE] Indian asked:


ok u kno kno antonys most famous line? Romans country men….etc. well i have to translate it to a mordern version and have to add an axcent to it like ganster, yoda, etc. well i have no idea wut to do.
i am shy. and i need to presnet the speech that will blow the people away yet they do not make fun of me after wards. ( yes it *has* to be funny) how should i say the speech? thx!

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[THE] Indian asked:


ok u kno kno antonys most famous line? Romans country men….etc. well i have to translate it to a mordern version and have to add an axcent to it like ganster, yoda, etc. well i have no idea wut to do.
i am shy. and i need to presnet the speech that will blow the people away yet they do not make fun of me after wards. ( yes it *has* to be funny) how should i say the speech? thx!

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