Kostyl asked:
“Wedding Crashers” comes to mind, but I can’t think of anything else…
WANT TO LAUGH YOUR **** OFF? FUNNY SPEECHES!
“Wedding Crashers” comes to mind, but I can’t think of anything else…
WANT TO LAUGH YOUR **** OFF? FUNNY SPEECHES!
November 27th, 2008 at 11:50 am
BUYING THE COW.. THE BEST MAN SAYS HES *** SO HE WILL GET LAID…LOL
November 30th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Four Weddings and a Funeral:
1) The first wedding Charles (Hugh Grant):
“This is only the second time l’ve been a best man. I hope I did OK that time. The couple in question are at least still talking to me. Unfortunately, they’re not actually talking to each other. The divorce came through a couple of months ago. But l’m assured it had absolutely nothing to do with me. Paula knew Piers had slept with her sister before I mentioned it in the speech. The fact that he’d slept with her mother came as a surprise, but I think was incidental to the nightmare of recrimination and violence that became their two-day marriage.”
2) Second wedding Tom (James Fleet):
“When Bernard told me he was getting engaged to Lydia, I congratulated him because all his other girlfriends were such complete dogs. Although may I say how delighted we are to have so many of them here today. I’m particularly delighted to see Camilla, who many of you will remember as the first person Bernard asked to marry him. If I remember rightly, she told him to sod off. And lucky for Lydia that she did.”
RP