danlimen asked:
I’m giving a speech at my sisters wedding and I wanted to give them some good NICE but funny advice for being married… since I”m not married I need help… any ideas?
I’m giving a speech at my sisters wedding and I wanted to give them some good NICE but funny advice for being married… since I”m not married I need help… any ideas?
January 7th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
“I put up with your crap and you put up with my crap.”
“That’s marriage?!”
“This is what I’m thinkin’…”
January 10th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
advice to the groom:
repeat this phrase often….yes dear, of course you’re right
advice to the bride…you might as well learn the rules for golf,texas holdem and football
January 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Be careful with the overused marriage jokes. Rather, focus on your relationship with the bride and what makes your relationship with her special. Avoid inside jokes and ones that try to make yourself look like a comic, but make sure the focus remains on the people getting married. It’s fun to embarrass them
January 15th, 2009 at 5:42 am
My maid of honor was my best friend who I knew for 26 years before that day. She said “—if you hurt her, I’ll kill you.”
January 18th, 2009 at 6:12 am
You can always say, ‘May all your troubles be little ones’.
January 19th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
May you never forget
what is worth remembering
or remember
what is best forgotten.
January 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 am
I wouldn’t be doing stand-up. Can’t you just do a nice speech? Say how happy you are etc. Be very careful with the “advice”, especially because you don’t have any experience.