luckygurl284 asked:
I’ve written my whole speech for my sisters wedding. Anyway, there’s a really funny toast I want to use but my sister just heard it at the last wedding she went to. So I want something just like this “Married life has many ups and downs…may most of yours be between the sheets.”
I’ve written my whole speech for my sisters wedding. Anyway, there’s a really funny toast I want to use but my sister just heard it at the last wedding she went to. So I want something just like this “Married life has many ups and downs…may most of yours be between the sheets.”
And I don’t want corny ones you hear all the time, I want something more original. Thanks!!
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August 31st, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Here is a great one.
“Some marry a lot and never get it right, some don’t even try. Here’s to both of your getting it right the first time!”
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Tell the groom to put his hands on top of the brides hands & once they’ve done that say “This is the last time you’ll have the upperhand in this marriage!”