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    FUNNY CAMPAIGN SPEECHES 18.11.2008
    The Miracle Toaster 2000 asked:


    It would be the single greatest prank ever pulled. If you went through all the political motions and built up a campaign only to ruin it the night before election day by giving a speech praising some unspeakably horrible thing. It would be better if you got sent to jail for a brief period, too. You’d be remembered as long as Washington. Seriously, do people remember Nero any less than they remember Caesar or Augustus? Little Nero’s is just as big as Little Caesar’s, and in fact I would argue they make a better pizza.

    WANT TO LAUGH YOUR **** OFF? FUNNY SPEECHES!

    Posted by admin @ 11:27 pm

    Tags: Election Day, Little Caesar, Motions, Pizza, Presidential Candidate

  • One Response

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    • Gorilla Says:
      November 19th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

      Obama is trying

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