wotalotihad asked:
Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this - much appreciated!
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Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this - much appreciated!
CHECK OUT FUNNY WEDDING TOASTS & SPEECHES at EASY WEDDING TOASTS!
March 18th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Tell some jokes about the Groom’s childhood mishaps, dont mention ex girlfriends, thank the bride for taking him off the market, so the rest of you guys stand a chance.Remember,this is his night.Compliment the bridal couple and flatter them.This is the one time it doesnt seem *** to compliment a guy…
If you need help writing your speech, e-mail all their details(eg where they met,theyre names and ages) to and I’ll try to help.
March 18th, 2009 at 7:19 am
I went to a wedding two weeks ago - at the beginning of the speech the best man asked both the bride and groom to put their hands on the table, he then told the groom to put his on top of the brides and keep it there until the speech had finished, he continued with his speech and came back to the hands at the end - informing anyone wondering why he had asked them to do that, is because thats the last time the groom would ever have the upper hand. I laughed anyway ha ha. Good Luck!
March 19th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
What is your relationship to the bride & groom?? Brother, cousin, friend, co-worker?