juniorbeata asked:
the person giving the speech is south african
WANT TO LAUGH YOUR **** OFF? FUNNY SPEECHES!
the person giving the speech is south african
WANT TO LAUGH YOUR **** OFF? FUNNY SPEECHES!
Toasted Speeches
Funny (Real Funny) Speeches
October 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I’m always the Best Man, never the Best.
October 7th, 2008 at 6:19 am
During my speech I did the normal talking about when he first met his wife… then started on a small roast of him. But the kicker of the whole thing was when I was giving the mic back to the dj midway across the dance floor I paused and said the following…
“Excuse me ladies and gentleman there was one more thing I’d like to say. It is so great to see these two wonderful people together surrounded by their family and friends, and I didn’t think that there was nothing that could make me happier than the way I felt right now. But there was one thing… Would you all want to know what it is?”
Everybody in the reception said yes….
And with a long pause I said… “I just saved 15% by switching to Geico!”
“Enjoy your night!”
October 7th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Here’s a link to a site that tells you what to do and what not to do. They’re trying to sell a book to you but just ignore that part. lol The tips before the ad are good.
Here are a few other sites with free quotes for best man toasts:
The best part of the toast given by the best man at our wedding? He jokingly handed us the written toast which he’d done on several napkins. It was funny but it was also a nice little keepsake for the wedding scrapbook. Toilet paper would be even funnier.