Michael S asked:
I need a funny but tasteful joke to start my best man speech at my brothers wedding. Keep in mind, ive already seen the same 10-20 jokes about The upper hand and Marriage is a 3 ring circus etc etc etc
LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES
I need a funny but tasteful joke to start my best man speech at my brothers wedding. Keep in mind, ive already seen the same 10-20 jokes about The upper hand and Marriage is a 3 ring circus etc etc etc
LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES
December 10th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Q.why did the gum cross the road?
A.it was stuck to the chickens foot!
December 10th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Maybe start off with something sentimental like how close you both have been and then go on to say your that close that you can’t remember how many times you have seen him ***** (in the bath as a kid of course) or something along the lines of that, have fun writing it and try and create a couple of tears that normally makes good film.
December 13th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Start with…..Well I was talking to the brides father/mother about how much they would miss (brides name) and he/she said it wasn´t so much about losing a daughter but gaining a bathroom!…then carry on after the laughter stops.
December 14th, 2008 at 6:17 am
I wish my friend many happy years, His *** life will be wonderful as every man here knows she’s great in bed. HA HA HAHAHA (Go ahead, do it, do it ya suck).
December 17th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
my grandmother told me me that a man is not complete until he’s married……. and then he’s Finish! One thing to always remember in marriage … one Of you is always right, and , the other is the Husband. A man can stay single and be miserable, or , he could get married and in time he’ll wish he was dead.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Say
(Your friends name) you just made the biggest mistack of you life