baree33090 asked:


I’ve never been part of a wedding party before, and now my sister is getting married and has asked me to be her maid of honor. The wedding is still a long ways away, but I want to be prepared in advance.

-So, how long should the speech be?
-I would like to include some funny memory from when we were kids that relates to her personality now, but what else can I put in it?
-I’m not a big fan of really sappy sentimental stuff, but I also don’t want to make it funny, so what do you suggest?
-Any tips, ideas, or good websites or references would be great!

Thanks!
Also, if you could tell me some things to avoid in a speech (although I’m pretty sure I know what NOT to say).

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Rachel M asked:


So Jun 11th is my 8th grade graduation. I was thinking about this today, and i have no idea what to say. I want to like thank my teachers, perhaps saya few funny stories, and include my best friend. I have no idea how to include all of this. It is supposed to be between 3-5 minutes. Does anyone have suggestions or maybe an example of a speech? Im really bad at writing speeches.

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expertvillage asked:

If your joke bombs, don’t make it worse by reacting negatively. Be confident. Learn how to give a funny speech from professional speaker and communications instructor Tracy Goodwin in this free public speaking video. Expert: Tracy Goodwin Bio: Tracy has a masters in corporate communication and ten years experience in professional speaking. Filmmaker: MAKE | MEDIA

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Kar…Loves asked:


I am a female…invited by my best friend to be His BEST MAN ….what are some ideas in how to write A Speech for this guy??? MY BEST FRIEND? Hmmmmmm. I have some ideas here is what i have come up with….any suggestions????

Firstly thank the groom for his speech, and the father of the bride for his. Also thank all for attending.
Give up a toast for the pair of parents. And say thank you to them on behalf of the bride and groom.
The bride and groom as a couple. What they are like together, etc.
Tell the story of your friend, the funny one. Put real emotion into this to get the best laughs.
What he is like, and what he has achieved. Love and life.
The bride. What she is like and what impact she has made on his life.
The
PS>>> I am aWoman!

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kaieena asked:


So here’s the story:

About an hour ago, my boyfriend was over watching a movie with me. At the end of the movie, I left the room to go to the restroom.
During the film, I heard his phone vibrate for a text message. He didn’t answer it then. Once I came back from the restroom, I entered the room and saw him texting away. I was just walking around a little, and when I finally decided to sit back down next to him, he closes his phone and puts it away in his pocket…PRETTY quickly.

I thought this was odd, so I just asked casually who texted him.
He said “Oh it was just my mom, she wanted to make sure I was going to leave for the birthday party on time.”
He said this with a little bit of a nervous laugh, and also faster than his normal speech. I automatically felt something was up…..

I gave him a funny look, and he was just like “what??” I said “oh, well you put your phone away pretty quickly, were you afraid I was going to see something you didn’t want me to see?” And he just laughed and was like ” OMG, come on…..” I just kept giving him the same look, and that’s when he started to get defensive:

“Seriously, your intuition is not even close to being right right now.”
Me: “well then why are you laughing and smiling? and why did you put your phone away so quickly?”
Him: “Well i was still texting while you were in the room”
Me: “yeah but as soon as I was about to sit down next to you, you quickly put it away”
Him: “I did not QUICKLY put it away, give me a break”
Me: “Well then why can’t you just prove it then? why can’t you just hold up your phone and say ‘look it’s my mom, see?’”
Him:”because that’s so effing ridiculous! i shouldn’t have to prove myself to you like that. OMG i’m leaving.”

I know it may sound like I’m totally being a paranoid freak, maybe I am. but this was just TOO Weird. normally he wouldn’t have such a problem showing me things like this….and since when does his MOM text him? not that I can remember…..
he always likes to text when i’m out of the room….is something up?

He said he had to be at a birthday party at 5:00. It was 5:00 when he left. I forgot to ask him something so I called his house phone and his mom picked up. It was 5:33. Why would his mom be home if they have a family birthday to be at?

Is he lying? How can I find out for sure? It’s really bothering me…..
OH! I FORGOT TO MENTION:

While we were arguing over this, I hear his phone vibrate again just moments later. I ask “so who is that?” And he just said “I DONT KNOW??”

So if was so “innocently” his mom, why wouldn’t he just say “oh it’s probably mom” and open his phone right there?

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expertvillage asked:

Your humor needs to relate to the content of your speech without great effort. Learn how to give a funny speech from professional speaker and communications instructor Tracy Goodwin in this free public speaking video. Expert: Tracy Goodwin Bio: Tracy has a masters in corporate communication and ten years experience in professional speaking. Filmmaker: MAKE | MEDIA

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d asked:


I have to take a BS public speaking class for my major and we have to reenact a speech in class tomorrow.

I was wondering what you thought was the best/funniest press conferences of all-time. I was leaning towards Jim Mora’s “Playoffs?!”
Also considering:
“I’m a man!”- Mike Gundy
“The Bears are who we thought they were”- Dennis Green
“Practice?” Allen Iverson
A montage of Bobby Knight
Or any others you can think of

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Delia V asked:


HI… It is my best friend’s wedding of 11 years….What do I say when i give a speech, it has to be funny, sweet and moving… any suggestion????

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Kell C asked:


i have searched high and low for music for speeches for wedding, need noes for groom, bridesmaid, best man, father in law need to be funny and up beat, only few weeks to go, they will be played as they walk up to do their speeches, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
the music is to play while they walk up to do speech not during

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BlaSk093 asked:

The funny side of the president of USA Barack Obama May 9, 2009

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