ModelMe asked:


It would be great if it was funny and had some jokes about being *** and being unfashionable, and some caring jokes and some Nice little bits! i hope you can help me!

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Colin asked:


Hi,

I’m getting married to my beautiful girlfriend next month and this is the speech I’ve written so far.

Addressing the guests - “Firstly, I’d like to thank each and every single one of you for being here today. It means such a lot to have our nearest and dearest here to witness this special occasion, and the success of today has been down to you.”

Now I’m going to address family members that have made some sort of individual contribution - “Secondly, I’d like to thank the people that have made a physical contribution - ______ for providing the beautiful cake that I’m currently finding hard to resist and ______ for kitting my wife’s bridesmaids out in those beautiful dresses. Thanks a lot, much appreciated”.

“Thirdly, I’d just like to say “‘How amazing do the bridesmaids, maid of honour, best man and page boy look?”‘. You lot certainly scrub up well. Usually I’d encourage the best man to try and get off with one of the bridesmaids, but in this case DAD (he’s my best man) I wouldn’t advise you too unless you want to leave tonight with your knackers being used as earrings. Make sure he doesn’t drink too much, Mum.”

“And lastly, well, the woman I married today - doesn’t she just look incredible? I can’t quite believe my luck. I appreciate so many of you haven’t ever met Jade (my wife-to-be) before so I’ll give you a brief account of how we meet and how everything has led up to today. It was January 2008 when I first met her. We were in the seating area of a crowded nightclub, she was sitting with a couple of her work colleagues and I was supposed to be in the company of my friend, but he’d already set his eyes on a leggy blonde on the dancefloor. I just couldn’t stop gawping at how beautiful she looked - thank God she came over to speak to me. We started to talk, discussing what we did for a living, our interests and I just remember thinking “Gorgeous, funny, kind, caring, clever - no wonder she fell in love with me!”‘ (Pause for laughter). From then on, we went on several dates, fell in love with each other and I proposed to her on Christmas day 2008. I waited 29 years to find this woman and I’m so glad I waited that long. In Jade, I’ve found my soul mate and the love I have for her is so intense, so exciting and completely unconditional. If I could explain in words how I feel about this woman, I’d be here from now ’til the end of time. So, without further ado, please raise your glasses to both Jade and I.”

This is only a very basic version, but is the general gist of it OK?

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Mel asked:


Hey I’m the maid of honour for my sister’s wedding and I can’t think of anything clever or funny to say… actually I can’t think of anything to say at all. Any ideas? I’m looking for funny-ish… if possible.

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LiquidGenerationTube asked:

Politics is funny when idiots are involved. www.liquidgeneration.com

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Peter W asked:


Hi I’m looking for help with father of the bride speeches.. I need examples and a guide that tells you how to write a good/funny speech… thank you

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monopolyin asked:

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double g asked:


The speech

Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, I am told that the best man speech should last as long as the groom takes to make love so………. THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

No before I start I would like to thank Ian on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind words, I think you will all agree that they do look absolutely stunning today, Only and quite rightly outshone by the beautiful bride Mrs Lucy Hadlet.

Now I have know Ian most of my life and we have done many things together over the years including playing a lot of sports such as tennis, football, table tennis, pool, snooker, cricket and rugby none of which Ian has ever been very good at but he tries hard.

There are a lot of smiling faces around here today, but none as happy as the 2 people to my left. They say that marriages are made in heaven well this one was made in FORDY FIELD.

I first new that Ian and Lucy were going to get together when every time we played hide and seek as kids they always ran to the same hiding spot as each other Lucy in here black and yellow kappa tracksuit and Ian in his black and orange addidas tracksuit. Perfectly suited!!!!!

I think Ian and Lucy make the perfect couple, first of all you have Lucy beautiful, smart, kind, caring, witty and funny I could go on and on, then there’s Ian (Yabba)
—-bring out card—-
Handsome, smart, athletic, cre-at-ive_ _ _ _ _ _ SORRY MATE I CANT READ YOUR WRITING.

Now I am told that I would be failing in my best man duties if I didn’t included a story involving Ian and copious amounts of alcohol, well I have racked my brain over and over and came to the conclusion that Ian has led a sheltered life and been quite boring—-APART FROM the one night he let him self go, which involved him drinking his body weight in WHITE LIGHTNING, then preceding to throw it all back up again passing out and having to be carried all the way from Roseworth to glebe to be bumped on his mam and dads door step, before been taken to hospital. I think you should stick to the boring life mate.

On a serious note it has been a great honour for me today to be best man for these two amazing people and two of my closest friends, and the amount of people that have made the long journey all this way shows just how special they really are.

So LADIES AND GENTLEMEN will you please stand and join me in a toast.
MAY THEY SHARE LOVE AND LAUGHTER
MAY THERE HANDS BE FOREVER JOINED IN FRIENDSHIP
AND THERE HEARTS FOREVER IN LOVE
MAY THEY LIVE LONG LAUGH OFTEN
AND ALWAYS LOVE
HERES TO THE NEW MR & MRS !!!!!!!!! ———— IAN AND LUCY——————————-

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wafflestomper asked:


I have to write an imaginary wedding toast to present in front of my class. The speech has to rhyme every two lines and I have to tell how i know the bride or groom. After I introduce myself, I have to tell a funny story or stories about one of them. This is all fiction but I still don’t know what to write about. Any ideas?

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writers block asked:


I’m writing a best man’s speech and I want to make reference to his stinginess but in a clever way that will make people laugh

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fuzz_boy29 asked:


i’m doing a speech at a gathering of myself and my friends.. full on dinner style but very lax atmosphere.. need to have people falling off chairs funny.. delivery not a problem just having problem coming up with things to talk about.. help please

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