Jenny D asked:
I have this speech to make for summer school that requires you to memorize at least 40 words of a speech or a quote from a movie, book, commercial, something a famous person said etc. It just can’t be from a song or poetry. It can be crazy, funny, or interesting, but i don’t really want a serious or boring quote. Please help, THANKS!
LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES
I have this speech to make for summer school that requires you to memorize at least 40 words of a speech or a quote from a movie, book, commercial, something a famous person said etc. It just can’t be from a song or poetry. It can be crazy, funny, or interesting, but i don’t really want a serious or boring quote. Please help, THANKS!
LAUGH AT CRAZY FUNNY SPEECHES
December 11th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Save trees eat beavers! I always use that line and get tons of laughs!
December 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
sometimes along the path to your dreams you get lost and find better ones!
that the does not kill me will make me stronger( no kayne didn’t make that line)
if your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
when life gives you lemons make lemonade
those that are afraid to explore are afraid to live and those that are afraid to live are afraid to explore.
December 17th, 2008 at 12:28 am
this was cast on the ends of all furphy water tanks cast in the foundry at sheparton.
Good better best,
never let it rest,
’till your good is better,
and your better best!
December 20th, 2008 at 6:58 am
if you’re in summer school at college this is a good one “You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class time, but you’ll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ’til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does”- Tom Petty
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 am
I shall share some that have been with me through the years…
“Complacency is the Refuge of Those who have lost the Dream” - unknown
“I never let my schooling get in the way of my education” - Mark Twain, author
Check out the website below for more good stuff… Hope that helps!
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 am
My sister told this to me.
I don’t know if you can use this, because it is a little serious, but it’s a good lesson.
“There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who always has, and who never will. So don’t worry about the people in your past. There’s a reason why they didn’t make it into your future.”