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	<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 21:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on How to make a really funny speech about my peers? by Fireball226</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fireball226</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if they dont mind talk about their pets or habits...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if they dont mind talk about their pets or habits&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on How to write a funny award acceptance speech? by obmit45</title>
		<link>http://toastedspeeches.com/blog/funny-birthday-speeches/how-to-write-a-funny-award-acceptance-speech/comment-page-1/#comment-461</link>
		<dc:creator>obmit45</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>open with a funny quote. something deep. like napoleon dynamite lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>open with a funny quote. something deep. like napoleon dynamite lol</p>
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		<title>Comment on How to write a funny award acceptance speech? by PH</title>
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		<dc:creator>PH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The most difficult occupation in the world is being a comedian, and it sounds like they are trying to make you be one for a day?

Tell the audience that you have nothing funny to say, because you used up all your humor on the class projects.  Or,  
write your first draft of the speech without humor (hopefully that will be the easy part) and try to anticipate the good spot(s) for humor or a story within the speech.  This might help jog a memory.  If you end up with nothing funny, at least you have a speech, which is better than a lot of people can do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The most difficult occupation in the world is being a comedian, and it sounds like they are trying to make you be one for a day?</p>
<p>Tell the audience that you have nothing funny to say, because you used up all your humor on the class projects.  Or,<br />
write your first draft of the speech without humor (hopefully that will be the easy part) and try to anticipate the good spot(s) for humor or a story within the speech.  This might help jog a memory.  If you end up with nothing funny, at least you have a speech, which is better than a lot of people can do.</p>
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		<title>Comment on How to write a funny award acceptance speech? by jazz</title>
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		<dc:creator>jazz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Be you first. Then find out the peoples favorite things! Do your homework!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Be you first. Then find out the peoples favorite things! Do your homework!</p>
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		<title>Comment on What happens to your previous imaginations when you learn a bit of the truth? by sana</title>
		<link>http://toastedspeeches.com/blog/famous-funny-speeches/what-happens-to-your-previous-imaginations-when-you-learn-a-bit-of-the-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-482</link>
		<dc:creator>sana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i agree with Leogirl0.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i agree with Leogirl0.</p>
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		<title>Comment on What happens to your previous imaginations when you learn a bit of the truth? by Leogirl0804</title>
		<link>http://toastedspeeches.com/blog/famous-funny-speeches/what-happens-to-your-previous-imaginations-when-you-learn-a-bit-of-the-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-481</link>
		<dc:creator>Leogirl0804</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The truth is that you keep posting this same question repeatedly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The truth is that you keep posting this same question repeatedly.</p>
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		<title>Comment on help me Julius caeser speech? by Angawannas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angawannas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you are shy...I would go with Yoda.  Yoda is adorable and a pop culture reference just about anyone should be familiar with.  Gangster may come off as ****** to some people - don't ask me why, but some get offended.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are shy&#8230;I would go with Yoda.  Yoda is adorable and a pop culture reference just about anyone should be familiar with.  Gangster may come off as ****** to some people - don&#8217;t ask me why, but some get offended.</p>
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		<title>Comment on How would I write a funny speech for student council? by CreateAndControl</title>
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		<dc:creator>CreateAndControl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You should be well written, smart and easy to understand. As for the funny part, think of inside jokes between the school and students that everyone knows. Like an interesting teacher, something odd that happened, ect. Incorportate it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should be well written, smart and easy to understand. As for the funny part, think of inside jokes between the school and students that everyone knows. Like an interesting teacher, something odd that happened, ect. Incorportate it.</p>
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		<title>Comment on How do I make my Student Council speech funny? by hockeygirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>hockeygirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>just make a really stupid joke that u laugh at and even if the other ppl dont laugh, when they see u laughing most likely theyll laugh to..idk i tworks for me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just make a really stupid joke that u laugh at and even if the other ppl dont laugh, when they see u laughing most likely theyll laugh to..idk i tworks for me</p>
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		<title>Comment on How do I make my Student Council speech funny? by iFUTURELIST</title>
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		<dc:creator>iFUTURELIST</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>do armpit farts</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>do armpit farts</p>
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