Toasted Speeches

mspizzazzy asked:


I’ve known both the bride and groom since elementary school (we’re all 30). I went to the prom with the bride (friends only…no getting lucky!!). Bride and groom only started dating after college. I’ve been best friends with groom since high school. HAVE ANY LINES TO USE to bring this up in a funny/clever way?????

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Robert C asked:


I’m 26 years old and the best man for a college buddy who is 27. I want to start with a funny ice breaker (that isn’t dirty). Any ideas?

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Bellerophon asked:


I’m trying to make the funniest heart-warming yet saucy best man speech ever!
As you can tell by my username, I like to have fun with words!

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danlimen asked:


I’m giving a speech at my sisters wedding and I wanted to give them some good NICE but funny advice for being married… since I”m not married I need help… any ideas?

doedoearlene asked:


They are looking for anyone in the family to address the audience as creatively as possible, with a skit, poem, reading, etc. This can involve me and the kids, too if possible, we have 3 small girls. Any ideas/direction would be great.

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Kostyl asked:


“Wedding Crashers” comes to mind, but I can’t think of anything else…

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stfn314 asked:


and I remembered at my sister’s wedding my Dad (without alcohol) said I’m happy to be here for the union of Vanessa and Richard! I’m Richard! Her husband was Roger! My sister’s in laws probably wondered what kind of incestous family he was marrying into. Hahaha. Got any funny wedding speech stories?
Here you go Kiwi:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/couplesandmarriage/articletkt.aspx?cp-documentid=8136321&GT1=32001

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Michal Clayton asked:


I am the Best Man at my friend’s wedding, how should I write the speech? Funny, serious? what topics should I touch on? I need serious help.

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kaseandannasmom asked:


It’s for 2 people - my other best friend Sue and I are giving the speech together. The Maid of Honour is doing a sentimental speech to the bride, so we just want to do a funny speech, but we need a theme, template, etc. for a funny idea for 2 people.
I know already about different things I can talk about. But are there any cool speeches you’ve seen with 2 bridesmaids, like a song or a theme or a skit-type thing?

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luckygurl284 asked:


I’ve written my whole speech for my sisters wedding. Anyway, there’s a really funny toast I want to use but my sister just heard it at the last wedding she went to. So I want something just like this “Married life has many ups and downs…may most of yours be between the sheets.”

And I don’t want corny ones you hear all the time, I want something more original. Thanks!!

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