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  • I am writing a candidate speech for position in Latin Club. It must be funny and persuasive. Any ideas?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 11.07.2010 No Comments
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    Anjali asked:


    I am running for the position of “Historian.” This means that I have to take pictures of everyone during Latin Club activities and have to organize these activities. I’m really excited about it- but only the people with the best speeches get in! I need a funny and persuasive, short speech. Help!

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    Tags: Funny, Latin Club, Persuasive Speech, Running, Speech Help

  • Do the names seem to suit the characters?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 10.07.2010 No Comments
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    xXxBlack is a state of mindxXx asked:


    Kimball - A gothic waitress in a coffee shop, very hyper and loves photography. With Roberto.

    Chino - Brother of Kimball, very in depth with music, battling with his drug addiciton, He goes through periods where he can be clean for a few months then goes back to drugs for a week or so. With Eileen.

    Roberto - Dating Kimball, the peace maker in his group of friends, likes one on one time with his family members or friends. Somewhat conservative.

    Eileen - dating Chino, funny and happy and loving. Is in chior and will do anything to help her loved ones when they have a problem. (Especially helping Chino with his drug addiction.)

    Raimundo - Baskeball player. Older brother of both Eileen and Roberto. Latin-Italian-German-English, A little more on the tough side but is very caring.

    Raven and Kylie - Husband and wife with three little kinds. Kylie met Raven in collage. Raven’s brother is Shelley and his sister is Constance. He is the oldest silbling. Kylie is three years younger than Raven.

    Constance - A blonde perky-goth thirteen year old who shares her families passion for the arts. Irish. Thirteen and dating Raimundo. A high school student despite her age. Often mistaken for a ten year old
    Rather then a teenager. Painter and singer. Is secretly battling depression and has a cutting problem as a result of her depression. Is later showered in support and ecouegment to get better when they all find out about her problem. Is the one who really gets Jayla back into line.

    Shelley - A fifteen year old Irish boy. Gothic, musician, painter, writer, and highly artistic and has strong moral values. Hates the pain of adolesence and going through puberty late. One of the tallest people in this group of friends. Deeply in love with his girlfriend James. Basketball player.

    James (also called Jamie, she is a girl after all.) - Named after her father and grandfather. Dark and sweet. She’s a writer with a bit of a temper. Red head (explains the temper.) Fourteen. Loves art, poetry, and vaudevile. I love with Shelley. Couldn’t live without coffee. From a family of eleven, soon to be twelve, kids. Cousin of Raimundo, Roberto, and Eileen.

    Gwen(dolyn) - James younger sister. If you put them in the same outfit you wouldn’t be able to tell which sister is which. A lot more plain then the rest of her family but just as strange. James and Gwen both got into one of the best academys in the area on a scolarship. Gwen is a book worm and a huge tennis fan.

    Jayla - The rotten one of the family (Gwen’s family. Older sister of Gwen and James) Acts out, hits her brothers and sisters, is having *** as a way to ‘get back at her parents’, Flirts with Shelley (who finds her overbaring) as a way of trying to make James jealous, all of the families extra energy goes to keeping strains on Jayla but this is defercult with so many little ones in the family. Does drugs with Chino and is one of the reasons why Chino keeps coming back to drugs.

    Kevin - a bit obnoxious but still a part that makes the group fun. In a relationship with Gwyneth. Costantly making jokes. Basketball player.
    The only one other than Roberto or Eileen that is more in the in crowd at school.

    Gwyneth - Another waitress at the cafe with Kimball. Closets with Kimball and Eileen. Girlfriend of Kevin. Often has a hard time figuring out what to so with her time so you will often find her in the most random places and always with a different friend. Makes a special home-made scone that has brought more buisness to the cafe.

    Granda - Eighteen. She’s a slow and has speech problem. Would rather stay inside than outside. In love with Sophie.

    Sophie - Ninteen. Girlfriend of Granda. Respects even Granda wildest wishes and is a happy person most of the time. First met Shelley at a friends birthday party and was soon introduced to the group.

    I’d add more of the charcters but I think that I’ve already put a little to much in. These are just the main ones. (Sorry for the long drawn out whole thing.)

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    Tags: Basketball Player, Chior, Husband And Wife, Irish Boy, Italian German

  • What is the best press conference meltdown you have ever seen ?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 10.07.2010 No Comments
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    My paper heart ? ™ asked:


    Mine was that one dudes “im a man” speech…
    or “playoffs” or “diddly poo’ … those ones were funny :)

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    Tags: Best Press, Diddly, Dudes, Man Speech, Meltdown

  • I am running for honor board at my school and I want to give a REALLY funny speech.any suggestions?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 04.07.2010 No Comments
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    Renny O asked:


    So basically, honor board is a committee of students who are responsible for, along with a group of teachers, deciding on the punishment of students who break school rules, such as cheating, plagiarism, etc. They also get together once a week and discuss school rules and stuff. At my school, you need to have a really funny speech to get elected..does anyone have any suggestions on like how to format my speech or anything i should say? it only has to be about a minute - thanks!

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    Tags: Break, Funny, Plagiarism, Running Board, School Stuff

  • Where can I find a funny speech, for a baby shower?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 03.07.2010 No Comments
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    Daisy asked:


    I’ve been look online to find a cute/short speech for a baby shower where can I find one?

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    Tags: Baby Shower, Cute Baby, Funny Baby

  • What should the father say on his daughter’s wedding?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 03.07.2010 No Comments
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    Mimi asked:


    The speech is short, simple and funny. Any suggest?

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    Tags: Father Daughter, Wedding Speech

  • FUNNY GRADUATION QOUTES?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 30.06.2010 No Comments
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    Leanna_luv asked:


    i need a funy graduation qoute, or wat graduation means to you.
    thx its for my 8th grade grad speech :)

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    Tags: Funny Qoutes, Graduation, Qoute

  • Good Speech Topics for a Funny How To Speech?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 23.06.2010 No Comments
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    Dudeicul asked:


    I have to give a how to speech in class and it has to be at least a little funny or strange, like something people don’t know a lot about. All ideas are appreciated!
    PS I’m in the 6th grade

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    Tags: Funny, Good Speech Topics, Lot, Strange

  • Good, funny speech topics ?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 17.06.2010 No Comments
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    nicole c asked:


    i REALLY need a speech topic. My speech has to be 3-5 minutes and im just not very good with public speaking so when ever its time for speeches i cant think… any ideas? FUNNY, UNIQUE, INTERESTING speech topics ?

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    Tags: Funny Speech Topics, Interesting Speech Topics, Public Speaking, Speech Topic, Speeches

  • What is a really funny speech topic?

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 17.06.2010 No Comments
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    Frank B asked:


    The last 2 years I did Canadian stereotypes and life as a tree. Both of which I recieved 100%. So this years speech has to top that. 10pts for most ideas.

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    Tags: Canadian Stereotypes, Funny, Speech Topic

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