Toasted Speeches

baree33090 asked:


I’ve never been part of a wedding party before, and now my sister is getting married and has asked me to be her maid of honor. The wedding is still a long ways away, but I want to be prepared in advance.

-So, how long should the speech be?
-I would like to include some funny memory from when we were kids that relates to her personality now, but what else can I put in it?
-I’m not a big fan of really sappy sentimental stuff, but I also don’t want to make it funny, so what do you suggest?
-Any tips, ideas, or good websites or references would be great!

Thanks!
Also, if you could tell me some things to avoid in a speech (although I’m pretty sure I know what NOT to say).

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Rachel M asked:


So Jun 11th is my 8th grade graduation. I was thinking about this today, and i have no idea what to say. I want to like thank my teachers, perhaps saya few funny stories, and include my best friend. I have no idea how to include all of this. It is supposed to be between 3-5 minutes. Does anyone have suggestions or maybe an example of a speech? Im really bad at writing speeches.

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d asked:


I have to take a BS public speaking class for my major and we have to reenact a speech in class tomorrow.

I was wondering what you thought was the best/funniest press conferences of all-time. I was leaning towards Jim Mora’s “Playoffs?!”
Also considering:
“I’m a man!”- Mike Gundy
“The Bears are who we thought they were”- Dennis Green
“Practice?” Allen Iverson
A montage of Bobby Knight
Or any others you can think of

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Delia V asked:


HI… It is my best friend’s wedding of 11 years….What do I say when i give a speech, it has to be funny, sweet and moving… any suggestion????

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Kell C asked:


i have searched high and low for music for speeches for wedding, need noes for groom, bridesmaid, best man, father in law need to be funny and up beat, only few weeks to go, they will be played as they walk up to do their speeches, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
the music is to play while they walk up to do speech not during

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baby girl~zap! asked:


Long story short - someone in my family (Not giving personal info) needs to give a best man speech. The one thats the funniest. So, can you give us some good jokes that are easy enough and from which I don’t have to give personal info? Plz, help! And this does belong to this catagory, cause I’m asking for jokes and this is where the jokes are! Thanks to every one who’s kind enough to help!

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Kit asked:


I’m stuck!! I have to write a very last minute speech. I wasn’t originally going to be writing a speech, but the maid of honor crapped out on the bride. Along with another bridesmaid. Sooo now I’m going o be maid of honor but I’m not really sure what to say in the toast. Does anyone know any good quotes or funny quotes I can add in. ANY hep would be appreciated!!

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melina asked:


okay my bf b-day is tis sat… we’ve bn dating 7months ….. and well i wrote him tis letter … to tell him i love him… i dont think its 2 early…. i just want to know if this is a nice letter to give him… … i know its long….. srry

Happy Birthday my Sexi
I know you like it when you get letters from me…. so i put tis special one just together for you ….
you mean everything to me and your everything i ever wanted… Ya see .your good looking(as in Sexy) your nice hair…all whosh..( i luv messing it up by puttin my fingers thru it)…. your dark brown eyes…(luv to go off into a daze in them) …. your perfect smile … makes me want a kiss.rl bad… and those nice lips not to small but not to big…there perfect…soft … luv kissing them :P.. then your awesome body… big biceps and abs..nice skin tone and very visible ….all very nice ….. ( makes me very speechless and nervous around you).your very **** ….anyway then you have the exact personalitly i wanted….you make those cute little sound effects…. you act like a little kid w/me at times..(”want to come into my pleasure dome ?” ).. you play the video games i like .(gears of war… assassins creed …etc.. thats just very conveinent…oh and listen to same music …. you go the same speed as meh.( very important to me and also very convientent).. .you don’t want horrible things or do any horrible things …thats rl nice….. .you loving hugs as much as i do ..you dont jus want to kiss me all the time… you like taking care of me even when im not sick (no complaints there :P) you being funny and romantic …(good memories- special hug from behind w/kiss…speaking of kiss…our first kiss …dat was perfect … nothing can top dat except me having you ..( me having you is better than any kiss or anything you could possibly give me…. best feeling of my life..is knowing dat i have you ) oh anyway ur spontanious (more good memories- when you asked me out w/the present and everything…very sweet) and you care about me ….. i care for you more than anything … i mean i even chose you over cookies…cookies jeez ….feel special… your just perfect…. jus think if u werent perfect i wud have chose those yummy cookies …those cookies that taste just so damn good….oh with a cup of milk …Dear god …you see what i gave up for you?…just kidding…jeez your all i can think bout ….during most of my classes your the only speech im listening to… ( biology for example …. meoisis is blah blah the only thing im hearing in my head ,…. is tis sweat shirt(yours of course) im wearing smells rl good… Whooo my **** shirtless!!! … i cant wait to c him at lunch … it goes on and on…from me being at school to on the way home …then at home till the next day …. . (tlk about obsession)your the only thing that goes through my mind on a normal basis …. ya see i think about how much i love talking to you…(i love hearin your voice)how good you look when you make that perfect smile or when you wear a dress shirt..( you look very sexi btw).. how much i love to see you laugh ..(makes me happy).. how much i love when u give me lil kisses all over and then tell me im beatuiful …….. (makes me feel so unbelievbly special)… how i make you so nervous you have to blush.. i’ve memorized your face …(especially the one when your nervous) oh and when you make dat perfect smile of course :)….i cant help smiling everytime i see your face or hear your voice on the phone…. you always make me smile and that makes me unbelivably happy… i cant help thinking or talking about you. i even save some of your text 2 read over and over again..(not to mention i read your letters you gave me alot)…. i daydream about you on and off …replaying pieces of our converstaion..(tlkin about our first offical date…. the road trip…workin on that list its all very nice..you taking care of me when i go synile…tlkin about our goals in life and stayin together … dat makes me rl happy to … i actually dont say tis alot but i can see myself w/u for a long time…. that doesnt bother me at all …. its a nice thought to have….ur perfect to me and i dont want anyone eles so stayin w/u wud the nicest thing for me) ….. you make my heart beat a little faster(no one eles does tis to me) ha u make me nervous 2 the pt of no return …your the reason i want to come to school ….you make my life better and i cant live w/out you .i absoluetly need you…ur perfect to me …your just everything i ever wanted in a guy…. your it for me
just you …what can i say “I just love you “

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brigette2448706 asked:


Help! I am the Maid of Honor in my Mom’s wedding this saturday and I have no speech yet. She and I are close now, but it hasnt always been that way. On top of all this is marrying into a very wealth family, so the room will be full of doctor’s, lawyers, and dentists! I want to keep it short and sweet, but funny too! Any ideas would be SO greatly appricated!

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dramaqueen asked:


i need some good speech topics for school and its last minute! plz help if anybody knows any good and interesting speech topics to get everyones attention!

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