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*hey* asked:


ok so I was chosen to be the speaker at graduation along with one other person…I am really nervous and want my speech to be funny, inspirational, and memorable. I dont know how to start..help?

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Ashley asked:


Just curious. Are there any so bad they’re funny? I can’t think of any at the moment, but I’m sure they must exist.

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compyGuru asked:


Looking for video or audio of the graduation speaker who spoke after Obama at one of the 2009 graduations this past spring. He was really funny and played off Obama’s life story.

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dshariff asked:


Dear parents and teachers, Thank you for coming here today to our 6th grade graduation. Before I talk about how awesome this year has been, all of us here would like to thank the parents and the teachers for helping us make this year so memorable. The motivation of our teachers and parents has kept us all going and has made this year a successful one. In words it would be hard to show our appreciation towards you guys so the least we can do is give you a round of applause (applause).

Thank you parents. So back to my speech. This last week has been lots of fun. I wish every year the graduation was like this. Leaving Serrano, I feel sad because I have been at this school since kindergarten and when I look back I am leaving a place from where I learned so much. Sure I got bored a lot during math along with another 90 students but now after 7 years, I have grown attached to Serrano and it’s almost like my second home. Almost. We leave this school with many memories and for some of us many missing homework assignments. Something that I learned this year is that there is always a good side to a problem and I know that next year we will all be going to C.V. and that’s also a good school.

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GetLoose asked:


Please help me. I just got chosen to present the speech and I need something fun and that can related to us teens. I put the word ‘crunk’ somewhere in it and they said I couldn’t put that. So I need something modern, funny, and appropriate. Thank you!

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??JonasJay?? asked:


There are two valevictorians and I’m one. I am speaking with the other valevictorian and we want to do a speech together. We’re having a hard time coming up with what to say…we want it to be funny. Like, we were trying to make the speech one that won’t be forgotten….any ideas would be much appreciated. 10 pts to the best answer….promise!
Thanks a lot.

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Shane asked:


I need help thinking of ways to start and end my 8th grade graduation speech. I pretty much need help with my entire speech and its coming up very soon. Please share any ideas or quotes you have. Thanks!

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Boorman3000 asked:

Class President Mike Boor’s funny graduation speech for the class of 2007

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