miki asked: Some people notice the silver lining around every cloud; others watch the storm approaching. Do you see the glass of life as half full or half empty? Take this quiz to find out if you’re more of an optimist or a pessimist.
1. You’ve got a picnic in the park planned with your pals, but the weather forecast says there’s a 50 percent chance of rain. You
a. cancel the feast. Who wants soggy sandwiches?
b. go ahead with the idea, but have an indoor location ready — just in case.
c. move full speed ahead with the outdoor bash — 50 percent is better than 100 percent chance of rain.
2. Your guy friend spills grape soda on your jacket. You
a. figure it’s ruined and throw it out. Your time together is definitely over.
b. forgive him and try to wash out the stain.
c. say, “Don’t worry. I have an excellent dry cleaner,” and wear his jacket instead.
3. You entered a cool contest (with fabulous prizes) that was advertised in your favorite music mag. You haven’t heard anything yet, but decide
a. you lost. You never win anything.
b. there’s still a chance. Someone has to win — it might as well be you.
c. you won! After all, you entered 35 times.
4. The drama club is putting on a production of “Cats.” You
a. don’t bother to audition. Why pussyfoot around? You won’t be picked.
b. try out for your favorite feline. You know you’re purr-fect for the part.
c. try out for all the parts — meow! Broadway, here you come.
5. Happy 16th birthday! You blow out the candles and make a wish for a brand-new set of wheels.
a. However, you know a car only exists in your dreams.
b. Of course, you won’t really get a new car, but a used one is a possibility.
c. You hope that little blue gift box contains the keys.
6. Your friend was late, and the evening went downhill from there. The movie was a bore, and the pizza was cold. Your friend suggests coffee. You say,
a. “Sorry, but no.” The sooner this evening ends, the better.
b. “OK, a quick cup.” It can’t get much worse.
c. “Absolutely!” This may turn out to be a funny story the two of you can reminisce about for years to come.
7. You’ve been wanting to meet a particular guy at school. You
a. avoid him like a bad habit. He’ll never talk to you.
b. ask your best bud to make an intro for you — who knows?
c. decide to get to know him and see if he’d like to join you and some other friends for a day at an amusement park.
8. You hear about a huge sale tomorrow morning at your local department store — everything’s half price! You
a. sleep in. You’re sure the really good items will be gone before you get there.
b. check it out. A trip to the mall is never a waste of time.
c. arrive just as the doors open. You’re sure you’ll find great clothes for a great price.
9. It’s student council election time. You
a. say, “Why bother to run? It’s just a popularity contest.”
b. give it a try. It’ll be fun even if you lose.
c. organize a class campaign, hand out flyers and write your acceptance speech. You’re going to win.
10. You’ve been called to the principal’s office. You
a. start writing your will.
b. rack your brain for something you did wrong, but figure it’s just a mix-up.
c. imagine it’s to receive a special award, and they’ll need to take your picture for the paper.
11. Your school football team’s record is 1-6. Your best buds want you to go to the next game. You tell them
a. you’d rather stay home and watch television.
b. you’ll go along. The team will likely lose, but it’ll be fun to hang out.
c. you’d love to go, and you offer to lead the cheering section. The team won before, and it could happen again!
12. You’ve been waiting at the movie theater for your sister to show up. You figure
a. she got in an accident, and you’re ready to call the police.
b. she’s probably running late.
c. it’s no big deal. You can always catch a later show.
13. The junior class wants to raise $500 for a field trip to the beach by washing cars. You
a. figure it’ll rain the day of the fund-raiser, and you’ll never see sand.
b. find your sponges and old towels. It’ll be fun even if you don’t make enough money for the trip.
c. start making travel plans. You’re ready to hit the waves!
14. An upperclassman from church said she might call you this Saturday to join some girls for a night out. You
a. make other plans, doubting the phone will ring this weekend.
b. hang around the house on Saturday. She’ll likely call.
c. buy a new outfit on Friday because you’re going out tomorrow!
15. Your best friend invites you to join a group outing, and she points out that a guy who’s nice, funny and smart will be there. You just know
a. it’s going to be a disaster. You pretend to be busy that night.
b. it could be fun. Besides, it’s better than sitting at home.
c. you’ll have a great time. The whole event sounds like a blast!
Scoring
Give yourself 1 point for “a” answers, 2 for “b’s” and 3 for “c’s.”
15 to 24 points: Gloom and doom. People recognize you because of the black cloud over your head and the frown on your face. Hey, cheer up. Remember, you can keep up your spirits by keeping the faith.
25 to 35 points: No problem. You’re the kind of person who sees both sides of the situation and then decides if it’s a bonus or a bummer. You know how to enjoy life — rain or shine. Keep on smiling.
36 to 45 points: Happy-go-lucky. You have a sunny personality and always see the good side of an event.
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