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  • How to make a really funny speech about my peers?

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 27.12.2009 1 Comment
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    fuzz_boy29 asked:


    i’m doing a speech at a gathering of myself and my friends.. full on dinner style but very lax atmosphere.. need to have people falling off chairs funny.. delivery not a problem just having problem coming up with things to talk about.. help please :)

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    Tags: Atmosphere, Chairs, Funny, Lax, People Falling

  • How to write a funny award acceptance speech?

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 22.11.2009 3 Comments
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    kelsey asked:


    I need to accept an award for my Advertising and Public Speaking Class for Academic Excellence and Humor in my Projects.

    I need to write a speech for it. Like how I got interested in the subject, and what helped me and stuff. I don’t have any funny personal stories, when I usually do.

    How can I make this speech funny? After all, I am getting an award for it so it has to be laugh out loud funny.

    Please help! I have no clue what to do!

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    Tags: Advertising, Clue, Funny Stories, Humor, Personal Stories

  • How would I write a funny speech for student council?

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 08.11.2009 1 Comment
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    Danny asked:


    What would be a good/ funny speech for student council. I’m running for president.Please help.

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    Tags: Funny, Running For President, Student Council

  • How do I make my Student Council speech funny?

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 25.10.2009 6 Comments
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    catie c asked:


    I am running for secretary of Student Council. I am running against the class clown, and I just want to make some funny jokes in my speech but dont know how. HELP!

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    Tags: Class Clown, Funny Jokes, Running

  • Funny Speech?

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 22.08.2009 2 Comments
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    L Dumbledore asked:


    Okay, so basically, I’m running for SGA. I need to write my speech… and it needs to be funny. But I can’t think of anything! I’m not looking for a speach or anything, just witty and creative ideas… Anybody have any?

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    Tags: Creative Ideas, Funny, Speach

  • Harvey’s 18th speech

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 19.05.2009 No Comments
    executioner3000 asked:


    Harvey’s birthday speech

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  • Birthday Speech to a Half Asian

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 14.04.2009 No Comments
    leilamanying asked:


    My friend recently gave me this birthday speech. I am half Chinese.

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  • Drunk Paulo - His Bday Speech

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 17.03.2009 2 Comments
    88anza88 asked:


    Hes now 19, and for his birthday speech, he starts off chanting “DRUNK MOTHER SPEECH!” and then mumbles, and then passes right back out

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  • 18th birthday debut: candles speech?

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 22.12.2008 4 Comments
    Rizz asked:


    I don’t exactly need an actual speech. Just suggestions as to what to put in it or bits of nice comments that would be nice to put into the speech. It’s my second time being a candle and yehh. Don’t have much experience lol. She’s my godmother’s daughter but we aren’t that close. We’re more like aquaintances and not friends because we hardly see each other (she’s older than me by a year or two). So I need a speech that’s not TOO personal. Like, I can’t talk about funny moments that we’ve shared or memories. But then again don’t want to sound too impersonal and seem like I don’t give a damn. lol.
    Well suggestions are very welcome & thanks in advance for those who give a ’serious’ answer :) !!!

    Tags: 18th Birthday Debut, Aquaintances, Birthday Candles, Godmother, Memories

  • please help me with my birthday speech?

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 09.12.2008 2 Comments
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    eiji_kikumaru15 asked:


    can someone please give a funny introduction with my birthday speech? just a funny introduction and i will do the rest.
    thank you

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    Tags: Birthday Speech, Funny Birthday

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