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  • Great minds needed here.Help Best man’s speech?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 09.09.2010 No Comments
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    Kar…Loves asked:


    I am a female…invited by my best friend to be His BEST MAN ….what are some ideas in how to write A Speech for this guy??? MY BEST FRIEND? Hmmmmmm. I have some ideas here is what i have come up with….any suggestions????

    Firstly thank the groom for his speech, and the father of the bride for his. Also thank all for attending.
    Give up a toast for the pair of parents. And say thank you to them on behalf of the bride and groom.
    The bride and groom as a couple. What they are like together, etc.
    Tell the story of your friend, the funny one. Put real emotion into this to get the best laughs.
    What he is like, and what he has achieved. Love and life.
    The bride. What she is like and what impact she has made on his life.
    The
    PS>>> I am aWoman!

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    Tags: Best Friend, Father Of The Bride, Parents, Real Emotion, Toast

  • I’m the best man at my brothers wedding, what should them speech be like?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 14.07.2010 No Comments
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    cheaaaaaaaa asked:


    How long should it be? What should I say? Should I be funny or serious? Please help me lol.

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    Tags: Best Man, Funny, Wedding Speech

  • im best man at my mates wedding,need advice on the speech please?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 03.04.2010 No Comments
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    PhilC asked:


    im ok speaking infront of people but i want to say something funny

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    Tags: Best Man, Infront, Mates, Wedding Advice, Wedding Speech

  • Should i make the Groom dance during my speech?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 16.03.2010 No Comments
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    Pizza Boy asked:


    I’m the best man at a wedding this weekend and as part of my speech i thought i’d get the Groom up in front of everyone and get him to perform a few of his infamous dance moves. ( he is an awful dancer !!)

    It’ll only take 2 minutes and i personally think everyone will find it funny.

    But am i missing the point and it could be seen as over-the-top/unorthodox/ silly?

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    Tags: Best Man, Dance Moves, Dancer, Funny, Missing The Point

  • hello people of the world, can anyone help me or give me a best mans speech template?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 10.03.2010 No Comments
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    ModelMe asked:


    It would be great if it was funny and had some jokes about being *** and being unfashionable, and some caring jokes and some Nice little bits! i hope you can help me!

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    Tags: Best Mans Speech, Hello World, Jokes, Little Bits

  • Nutty Best Man speech?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 09.05.2009 8 Comments
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    tammyj_1971 asked:


    My fiance’ is having his younger brother stand up as his Best Man in 10 days. His brother, lets call him “BILL”, is a bit of a nut. He does a LOT of funny voices, and always gets laughs where ever he goes. I’ve caught wind of him planning to do his Best Man toast in his “Arnie”. (from the Movie, “what’s Eating Gilbert Grape”….Arnie was the mentally retarded boy played by Leonardo diCaprio….. Anyways… I think it would be HILARIOUS…. and so does my Fiance’….

    HOWEVER…. I actually HAVE a mentally disabled cousin. And my youngest son is also Mentally Disabled. While WE know he’s not poking fun at people with disabilities, some of the other guests may not find this funny at all.

    Should I send word back through the grape vine that “Arnie” should NOT be making the toast? (Cuz I bet the weird Chinese guy could do it instead.)
    Thanks everyone, for your help in this delicat4e matter. I had my finace’ speak to his brother and “Bill” had some rather heartfelt feelings to share. It seems “Bill” is worried that people will not like him for who he really is. So rather than reveal his true self, he hides behind his impersonations. Yes, he HAD planned for “Arnie” to give the toast. After revealing his fears to us, he asked us who we would like to give our toast. (to select from his cast of characters) We requested that he do the character of “Bill”, the ypounger brother of a man very much in love!!

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Gilbert Grape, Love, Retarded Boy, Voices

  • Any good ideas for a best man speech?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 27.03.2009 6 Comments
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    Corey asked:


    Public speaking is not my best skill. Any advice on how to give a good speech. I want it to a little funny, but sincere. Anyone with some experience in this dept?
    Thanks Cam, I’ll keep that in mind.

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    Tags: Advice, Best Man Speech, Funny, How To Give A Good Speech, Public Speaking

  • Wedding - Best Man Speech - I need some suggestions?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 15.03.2009 3 Comments
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    wotalotihad asked:


    Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this - much appreciated!

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Funny Quotes, Jokes, Little Time, Wedding Speech

  • Please help! I am trying to help my boyfriend write a best man speech.We need something short & sweet?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 05.03.2009 5 Comments
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    SoSurreal? asked:


    My boyfriend is the best man in his uncles wedding - & he needs help writting a speech - he has never done this before … he needs something short and sweet (possibly funny)

    Thanks so much in advance!

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Uncles, Wedding Speech

  • Best mans speech, help needed?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 27.02.2009 9 Comments
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    Rich G asked:


    I have been asked to be the “best man” at my younger brothers wedding, and while i am honoured to be asked, i am having problems putting together a suitable speech.
    I would really appreciate any advice on content & structure, also any other tips for presenting it. Also what are the funniest “one liners” you have heard in a speech?

    Thanks in advance…..

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    Tags: Best Man, Content Structure, One Liners, Speech Help, Younger Brothers

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