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stixflix2008 asked:

Black Chamber of Commerce, President and CEO Harry Alford accused Senator Boxer (D-CA) of playing race politics during an EPW Committee hearing on green jobs.

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:) asked:


For my 9th grade english class, we have to pick out a already given speech, and recite it. For instance, one of my friends is doing the one Madonna gave about Michael Jackson at the AMA’s. It can be a historical one but i’d prefer it not to (ex. the I have a dream speech). So if anyone can think of a good one from an award ceremony or something maybe funny would be great. It can also be from a movie, I was thinking of doing the Wolfpack one from the Hangover but I don’t know if my teacher will let me. It is supposto be around a minute long but we can shorten it.
Any ideas please?

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dangerous__x asked:


I am writing a persuasive speech on why it is better to be famous than be unknown. I am trying to take the side that most people wouldn’t take, as most would say that it isnt worth it..

BUT I want to try and make my speech funny.. so I need some FUNNY IDEAS..

What makes it worth it?
What are the advantages of being famous (besides the obvious $)

I want to try and weave in the lyrics of the Nickleback song ‘Rockstar’

10 points to the best!
fads on top.. i dont understand your answer.. and it doesnt help.

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Phantom asked:


ok, for my speech class i need a famous speech to recite and so on. Time limit isn’t a big deal but I don’t want it being the Gettysburg Address or the famous “I have a dream” speech, I want something, that’s funny, and entertaining. And it can’t be from a movie! Thanks!

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Sam asked:


okay here are the requirements:
it has to be between 205-250 words
a poem, monologue, or a speech
has to be by someone famous
BE FUNNY

any suggestions are wanted! thanks
ohhh srry i ment between 250 to 450 words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NufffRespect asked:

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southsidetokyo asked:

Snoop Dogg tells cnn’s Larry King his thoughts on politics.

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wisted asked:

Originally aired on Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 9pm CST. This broadcast was sourced from an ABC affiliate in Chicago, IL. Apparently, there were affiliates that refused to carry this one-hour special. If anyone has information about this, please let me know.

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loloolol asked:


it’s a speech by a guy who i think is in sports, its a very funny speech. i thought it would be **** ruth but thats not right. im pretty sure it’s a graduation speech and it is somewhat famous. Half of the speech doesnt even seem to make sense. the guy who wrote it was famous for being weird and this speech showed it.

does any one have any idea on what i might be thinking of?
****ITS NOT CONAN O’BRIAN OR JOHN STUART****
ellen- yeah thats what i thought but i cant find any of his speeches that are like the one i read

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LiquidGenerationTube asked:

Politics is funny when idiots are involved. www.liquidgeneration.com

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