• funny graduation speeches
    spudbrooks81 asked:


    I am a teacher who has been asked to give a speech on behalf of the staff to the Year 12 students who are leaving in a couple of weeks time. I have been asked as I am also leaving the school and these kids were in my Home Group when they started at the school in Year 8.

    In the past it has been a light-hearted/funny kind of speech, but still with a good graduating message. I had an idea about using scenes from movies and lines from songs that were popular in the year they were in year 8 (2004) but i’m not convinced. I really want to give them a good speech that will give them some good memories.

    Anyone got any ideas??

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  • funny birthday speeches
    berniebabie724 asked:


    I’m doing my final project with a group for my speech class and we chose to do a news cast of the future. We decided to make up the news stories. So I got stuck with World News. I need some help brainstorming for some silly and funny world news stories. I’d like to have at least one serious one. The year is 2052.

    so far I have: Fidel Castro has turned 144 years old today. Fidel still enjoys writing articles about the Cuban government (what else should I write here). Happy Birthday Fidel!

    I don’t want them all to be a joke like I’d really like one that could possibly happen.

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  • funny speech
    Will L asked:


    at my high-school we have this thing called have a say day where you get up and give a speech about anything i want mine to be funny but i dont know what to write about worst off i dont know how to start or finish it any ideas and way to start it would be great.

    thanks

    p.s i have this idea People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven’t.

    but i dont know how to start it ant it doesn’t seem that funny

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  • funny birthday speech
    [= Avril Lover =] asked:


     The Scrapbook

    “Good morning- Bridget and April, Chris and Aunt Stephnie” I said as I swung down the stairs and hoping into the kitchen’s dinning room table.
    “Well, aren’t we in a good mood?” Aunt Stephnie asked.
    “you too?!” I asked happily.
    “No, Stuiped, she’s saying aren’t you happy, saying we is just a figure of speech!” April said. April was only 7. Bridget was 11, and Chris was 8 and I was 15, not many age differnces. And April seems to have a brain 2x the normal size. And Bridget-well she’s normal…..ish. And chris, well he just sits there…But he isn’t a part of the family, he’s parents died so were taking care of him.  And me I’m a happy go lucky girl! I’m cute, smart, funny ect. Just ask my boyfriend!
    “Well, I’m just very happy, always am!”
    ” I say, that someone with blonde hair and a red shirt spoke to soon!” April said-She always talks sarcasticly.
    “……Why?” I asked nervously.
    “Well darling…. you have to clean up the attic..”
    “What!” My happy go lucky-ness broke. Fell to pieces….I was sad now.
    “Why can’t Chris do that or-or Ricky!” I protested. Ricky was our next door neighbor. He was 18 and a totaly hottie, But i still love Mike.
    “Because. Ricky is out in Haiwii” Aunt said.
    “What!”
    “I know you miss him and all but–”
    “No I don’t miss him and all-well I do  but Hw come he didn’t take me to Haiwii!?” I complained.
    “Because-he went with his girlfriend!” April said.
      ”Well I’d best be going- school is going to start any minute now.” April said taking a bite of her bagel and then cleaning her mouth and grabbed Chris’ arm and left. Her and Chris had a thing.
    “Honey? The leaft before you! You should be gone by now!” Stephnie said.
    ‘School doesn’t start til’ 10:00.” I said,
    “Is that why you are so happy?” She looked at my face and corrected her sentence. “Is that why you were so happy?”
    “Yes, and just because I am alive….”
    “So… it was all about school…?”
    “Pretty much-yupp!” I replied.
      ”well you still have to clean the attic”
    “Ugg!” I draged my feet and arms to my room countinuing that sound.

       When I finally made it to the guest room I felll back onto my bed. I rolled of the bed…
    “Ahh!” THUMP!
    I lay there looking under the bed…
    “Hey! A scrapbook!”
    I reached under the bed to get it
    “Cool I wonder when this is from…..”
    I opened it…

            ’Sophia’s scrapbook.

    Name-Sophia 
    Who are you sharing this with- Daniel

    Your birthday- April 27 1982

    Date you finished and started- 
    April 27 2004 to ‘  

    I flipped through the pages…
    There were lots of pictures of my mom and dad…

    ‘If I never get to finish this book, I want to give it 
    to my daughter.. Stacy. In 6 months I will have her 
    and then give it to her on her 26 birthday-but if I 
    can’twait her 18 birthday. And if anything happens 
    to before that I want anyone who is taking care of 
    her to give this to her on her 18 or 16 birthday’

    “Hey my birthday is in 2 days!”
    btw im like 12 so yeah-it shoudl be imature =]

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    Ryan C asked:


    In school the other day my teacher gave us an assignment to find a speech that will take 5-10 minutes to give (it can be longer and i’ll only say part of it) and it can be by anyone. I’m trying to be bold and do something funny but i can’t find anything on the net. Anyone have any ideas of what would be funny to give in front of the class.

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  • funny graduation speeches
    Cece asked:


    I am the valedictorian of my class and therefore I need to give a speech at the graduation ceremony.

    I want to avoid having a bland/boring speech. I know to avoid using inside jokes and thanking specific friends, etc. In addition to avoiding having a bland/boring speech, I want to make it funny in reference to the past and future. Also, I don’t want to include any quotes whatsoever.

    So what kinds of things would you like to hear in a graduation speech in regards to the criteria mentioned above?

    *And don’t waste my time with stupid answers please.

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    I_8_A_BUG asked:


    Sorry this is so long, but I really need some help… First off, I’m a Sophomore and the guy I like is a Sophomore. Just thought I’d throw that out there, Now, it’s difficult for me to understand guys because I am a girl. I get it. But trying to understand THIS guy is like… I don’t even know! Like trying to WALK ON WATER or something! August 2009 I fell for this guy who was close friends with my Ex at band camp, and I asked him out. He and I are best friends, too. So, I don’t know if it was a mistake or not to ask him out, but I don’t care. He beat around the bush a little bit, the whole “You’re a great person, and any guy would be lucky to have you” speech, but ultimately said no due to a poor relationship he had with a girl that had been one of his friends Ex’s. He said he now has a “no dating friends Ex’s rule” because his friend hates him now and he won’t date me because he’s a “coward and afraid of loss”. Totally understandable and respectable, but it makes me like him even more, lol.

    Okay. Between that time and Homecoming on October 3rd he avoided me, and I learned through the grape-vine that he was taking some Freshman ***** to the dance. Okay, cool whatever. Then at Homecoming, in front of me, asks her to be his gf. Smooth move, jerk.

    But WHILE he’s dating her, after I had a conversation with him online, he finds me the next day, unexpectedly hugs me… hm… probably for about 30 seconds, maybe and whispers in my ear “See, I’m not mad at you.” then hurries away.

    Then there have been times where I’ve caught him staring at me from afar, and when I do, he quickly turns away. There was also a time where one of my guy friends had his arm around me and we were laughing coming down the hallway where the guy I like usually waits for his gf and as soon as he sees me he turns to his best friend and says “Let’s go.” and they start walking down the hallway and then his gf’s all like “Hey! Wait for me!” running to catch up with him (that was funny) then all the way down the staircase he’s doing like… quadruple-takes over his shoulder looking at me. Annoying.

    Then, He broke up with his Freshman gf (YaY! lol) at the end of October or early November (can’t remember) and mid-November at our School’s State Finals for football band gets a break during 3rd quarter and her found me amongst our 172 band members just to say he liked drinking hot chocolate and that he was going to go get some more. I had ran out, so I asked him to get me some while he was over there and he said “No…. if you want some you’ll have to get it WITH me.” I was in an utter state of shock and just said “okay” and totally ditched my friend to go get hot chocoate (she forgave me later after I told her what happened, lol) then he takes me into a circle of his friends (his ex amongst them) and I just stand there quietly with a smile because its cold and I have hot chocolate because he got it for me. while he’s cracking jokes and stuff he keeps giving me this weird look… like a questioning look I guess… like a “Is this okay” or a “Do you approve” kind of look. Why couldn’t he have just been normal and told me to go and get my own hot chocolate if I wanted it so bad? *sigh*

    I invited him to my birthday in December. I didn’t expect him to show up, but he did. My family said he wouldn’t take his eyes off of me the entire night and that he seemed to be staying exceptionally close to me. I had about 40 people there and I WAS the birthday girl, so I don’t count any of that stuff against him. The one thing I found somewhat strange though was his response to a joke I made about him. See, as he was leaving I told him I was glad he came to my party even if he did only come for the cake. (and I didn’t see this, but multiple people have told me this happened) He had walked out the door, turned around, come back in, and said… in what was described as coy and suggestive, “Maybe.” then he turned around and left again.

    What am I supposed to make of this guy? I have countless other things to add to this strange list, but I’m trying to give y’all information in a nutshell. TRY is the keyword there, lol. Anyway, some help here would be appreciated. I need some insight. I REALLY like him… so much that I’m losing sleep over him and I cry over him every night. Pathetic, I know XD But I’m desparate for guidance. Anyone got any clues as to what this guy’s thinking? And what should I do about it?

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  • funny graduation speeches
    Hussnain S asked:


    well i need to write an 8th grade graduation farewell speech, and i wanna start off my saying a FUNNY graduation quote.

    i looked everywhere, but couldnt find any.
    any suggestions?

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  • funny graduation speech
    Ashley asked:


    Just curious. Are there any so bad they’re funny? I can’t think of any at the moment, but I’m sure they must exist.

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