Toasted Speeches

crispian1 asked:

Fancy sending some stag invitations cards with a difference? Check out www.vidwizz.com You can enter your own personalised video message to the lads! Great for keeping the gang informed before the big day!

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TheSAGAwards asked:

Betty White thanks everyone from the “bottom of her bottom” with a hilarious and heartwarming Acceptance Speech when receiving the Life Achievement award at the “16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards”

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darknesis asked:


My close friend from school asked me to speak at her wedding … not sure where to begin. What do I talk about? How long do I talk for? Do I write a speech down or memorize it? Do I make it funny? Any help is greatly appreciated … thanks !

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southsidetokyo asked:

Snoop Dogg tells cnn’s Larry King his thoughts on politics.

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compyGuru asked:


Looking for video or audio of the graduation speaker who spoke after Obama at one of the 2009 graduations this past spring. He was really funny and played off Obama’s life story.

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wisted asked:

Originally aired on Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 9pm CST. This broadcast was sourced from an ABC affiliate in Chicago, IL. Apparently, there were affiliates that refused to carry this one-hour special. If anyone has information about this, please let me know.

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Pizza Boy asked:


I’m the best man at a wedding this weekend and as part of my speech i thought i’d get the Groom up in front of everyone and get him to perform a few of his infamous dance moves. ( he is an awful dancer !!)

It’ll only take 2 minutes and i personally think everyone will find it funny.

But am i missing the point and it could be seen as over-the-top/unorthodox/ silly?

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zanzibar1021 asked:


I have to do a sales speech for school. All of the people are doing funny things like quesadilla makers, and are demonstrating in front of the class. I have nothing. I want it to be a funny/clever idea, and one I can elaborate on for a 3 minute speech. Help?

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loloolol asked:


it’s a speech by a guy who i think is in sports, its a very funny speech. i thought it would be **** ruth but thats not right. im pretty sure it’s a graduation speech and it is somewhat famous. Half of the speech doesnt even seem to make sense. the guy who wrote it was famous for being weird and this speech showed it.

does any one have any idea on what i might be thinking of?
****ITS NOT CONAN O’BRIAN OR JOHN STUART****
ellen- yeah thats what i thought but i cant find any of his speeches that are like the one i read

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ModelMe asked:


It would be great if it was funny and had some jokes about being *** and being unfashionable, and some caring jokes and some Nice little bits! i hope you can help me!

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