Toasted Speeches

??JonasJay?? asked:


There are two valevictorians and I’m one. I am speaking with the other valevictorian and we want to do a speech together. We’re having a hard time coming up with what to say…we want it to be funny. Like, we were trying to make the speech one that won’t be forgotten….any ideas would be much appreciated. 10 pts to the best answer….promise!
Thanks a lot.

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birdluver_93 asked:


Hi! I am running for student council in my grade, for 9th graders, the class is about 180 students large. I have to give a speech in front of them, and am required to turn in a hard copy of it for review. I am thinking of adding a humorous quote on leadership or teamwork from a television show or movie, or someone famous, that is relevant to the speech. If you know any, quickest and best one recieves ten points!


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Shane asked:


I need help thinking of ways to start and end my 8th grade graduation speech. I pretty much need help with my entire speech and its coming up very soon. Please share any ideas or quotes you have. Thanks!

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NikolaSerbPatri0t asked:

Barack Obama as Slobodan Miloševi?. I made this video only for ENTERTAINING purpouse, so please, no offensive comments on this video. Try to enjoy it

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leilamanying asked:

My friend recently gave me this birthday speech. I am half Chinese.

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aslongasitrocks asked:


The wedding date is July 1st…and I am still drawing a blank. I need help coming up with a good, funny, wedding centered quote or two to use. Not to mention the actual toast…
Any tips??? Please keep in mind that there will be a few highly religious people attending, so I don’t want to offend them with something gross.

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freemir asked:


Neither one of us are very “Serious” people and we want to say something funny instead of something similar to what you hear at every wedding. We are both in our 20’s and want to add a little humor to the wedding

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