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  • Any good ideas for a best man speech?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 27.03.2009 6 Comments
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    Corey asked:


    Public speaking is not my best skill. Any advice on how to give a good speech. I want it to a little funny, but sincere. Anyone with some experience in this dept?
    Thanks Cam, I’ll keep that in mind.

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    Tags: Advice, Best Man Speech, Funny, How To Give A Good Speech, Public Speaking

  • What would be a great song for a maid of honor to sing for her speech at her sisters wedding reception?

    FUNNY WEDDING SPEECHES 27.03.2009 3 Comments
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    mclatenite asked:


    My girlfriend is the maid of honor in her sister’s wedding. Before she gives her speech at the reception, she’d like to suprise everyone by busting out a karaoke song for the newlyweds. However, she’s having trouble coming up with something good to sing. She wants something pertinent to the situation (wedding duh) but wants it to be entertaining/funny and not slow/sappy.

    Any suggestions?

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    Tags: Girlfriend, Karaoke Song, Maid Of Honor, Newlyweds, Wedding Reception

  • funny speech of President Pervez Musharaf

    FUNNY CAMPAIGN SPEECHES 27.03.2009 25 Comments
    pitchochichi asked:


    Funny speech of President Pervez Musharaf to the nation,,, He is in very angry mode

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  • How to Give a Funny Speech : Funny Speeches: Eye Contact

    FUNNY CAMPAIGN SPEECHES 23.03.2009 2 Comments
    expertvillage asked:


    Keep your eye on your audience. Don’t read the punchline of your joke off your notes. Learn how to give a funny speech from professional speaker and communications instructor Tracy Goodwin in this free public speaking video.

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    Tags: Funny Speeches, Joke, Professional Speaker, Punchline, Tracy Goodwin

  • Drunk Paulo - His Bday Speech

    FUNNY BIRTHDAY SPEECHES 17.03.2009 2 Comments
    88anza88 asked:


    Hes now 19, and for his birthday speech, he starts off chanting “DRUNK MOTHER SPEECH!” and then mumbles, and then passes right back out

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  • Wedding - Best Man Speech - I need some suggestions?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 15.03.2009 3 Comments
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    wotalotihad asked:


    Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this - much appreciated!

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Funny Quotes, Jokes, Little Time, Wedding Speech

  • Funny Speech

    FUNNY CAMPAIGN SPEECHES 08.03.2009 24 Comments
    cuteboy8184 asked:


    Fuuny speech, Arabic, woried dudes !

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  • Should I give a wedding speech?

    FUNNY WEDDING SPEECHES 07.03.2009 3 Comments
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    Bella asked:


    I want to and have a lot of things to say, I especially want to thank my extended family, my fiance and my future-in-laws for being so good to me. Only problem is my parents - especially my mum - have been really difficult and nasty (they support the wedding, but are just being mean and difficult). I know my mum will get upset/jealous of what I say about others and she will be funny no matter what i say about her. I feel like it might be better to shut up and sit down. Only prob is that my future mother-in-law has asked to do a speech because she wants to talk about me (she really loves me)…

    What would you do?

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    Tags: Extended Family, Fiance, Lot, Mother In Law, Parents

  • Please help! I am trying to help my boyfriend write a best man speech.We need something short & sweet?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 05.03.2009 5 Comments
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    SoSurreal? asked:


    My boyfriend is the best man in his uncles wedding - & he needs help writting a speech - he has never done this before … he needs something short and sweet (possibly funny)

    Thanks so much in advance!

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Uncles, Wedding Speech

  • How do I write my Maid of Honor speech?

    FUNNY WEDDING SPEECHES 03.03.2009 2 Comments
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    a_jpeterson asked:


    My little Sister is getting married and i am her maid of honor. I want to write a funny speech but yet keep it personal. I dont want to be another boring “this is my baby sister who i love more than anything and i love her new husband blah blah.” My husbands brother wrote such a funny speech and had everyone laughing at our wedding! It will definately be hard to top at any wedding i go to!!! Any resources to help write maid of honor speeches????

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    Tags: Baby Sister, Little Sister, Maid Of Honor Speeches, Personal, Sister Love

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