Toasted Speeches

Rich G asked:


I have been asked to be the “best man” at my younger brothers wedding, and while i am honoured to be asked, i am having problems putting together a suitable speech.
I would really appreciate any advice on content & structure, also any other tips for presenting it. Also what are the funniest “one liners” you have heard in a speech?

Thanks in advance…..

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redstateblueheart asked:

Barack Obama’s presentation at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner. October 16, 2008.

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Boorman3000 asked:

Class President Mike Boor’s funny graduation speech for the class of 2007

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rlewis47 asked:

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Brian P asked:


nice things to bring up, things to say…anything…please help!!!

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djstoer asked:

Deanna & Brian’s wedding; Maid of Honor Laurel

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Kayeiliz asked:

Helen’s Maid of Honor toast at Liz & Darrow’s Wedding

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Shelly P. Tofu, E.M.T. asked:


I remember from a movie someone giving a pep talk to others.. I think it might have been cartoon or something.. maybe a soldier??? Anyway he was completely mixing up these famous motivational speeches where it was something like this

“No poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by being all that he can be… Ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to give.”

I know it’s not much to go on, but does ANYONE know what movie I’m talking about.. I can almost see the scene in my head.. it’s driving me nuts!! LOL..

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mspizzazzy asked:


I’ve known both the bride and groom since elementary school (we’re all 30). I went to the prom with the bride (friends only…no getting lucky!!). Bride and groom only started dating after college. I’ve been best friends with groom since high school. HAVE ANY LINES TO USE to bring this up in a funny/clever way?????

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