• Rizz asked:


    I don’t exactly need an actual speech. Just suggestions as to what to put in it or bits of nice comments that would be nice to put into the speech. It’s my second time being a candle and yehh. Don’t have much experience lol. She’s my godmother’s daughter but we aren’t that close. We’re more like aquaintances and not friends because we hardly see each other (she’s older than me by a year or two). So I need a speech that’s not TOO personal. Like, I can’t talk about funny moments that we’ve shared or memories. But then again don’t want to sound too impersonal and seem like I don’t give a damn. lol.
    Well suggestions are very welcome & thanks in advance for those who give a ’serious’ answer :) !!!

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    doedoearlene asked:


    They are looking for anyone in the family to address the audience as creatively as possible, with a skit, poem, reading, etc. This can involve me and the kids, too if possible, we have 3 small girls. Any ideas/direction would be great.

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    James Nardel asked:


    Having the best man at a wedding delivering a great speech about the groom seems to be a common tradition. Some people simply do not like getting in front of a crowd of any size to talk. They feel nervous or are just plain scared about it. In reality, delivering something comical will help break the silence within the crowd and will help you feel more comfortable about being in front of them.

    When preparing for your funny best man speech, it is a common situation that you simply do not know where to begin. Failing to deliver is probably a very scary thought for you. When considering going with a humorous best man speech, you should learn from the best. The best at doing these types of things would certainly be stand up comedians. When we look at stand up comedians, you sometimes just consider these people to be naturally humorous. However, this is not always the case.

    A lot of the time you will find that there is just great delivery within their jokes that make it funny. These are things they have worked on. To make this thing short, there are three things that any entertainer uses to make things run smoothly. Preparation, organization, and delivery are huge.

    First, preparation is absolutely crucial. When you look at a comedian, it is not the first time that they have told the joke when you see them live. In fact, they have probably had it in their head for days prior. They have probably told the joke to their friends and said it in front of a mirror a few dozen times prior to being up on stage. You should always plan out the things you are going to say within your speech.

    The second step is organization. Make sure that your stories flow with one another. If they don’t, you could perhaps be viewed as just rambling and it would make it much less funny, or even worse, a funny story that is not funny at all.

    The third, as mentioned above, is delivery. Once you have your speech laid out and you know how it is going to come out, you have to be ready to deliver it. Follow through with your plan. Not everyone is going to laugh at every single thing you say. However, sticking with your plan will help you stay focused and keep from stuttering.

    Make sure your speech is smooth and focus on one person if you have to. You will do fine by following these steps!The second step is organization. Make sure that your stories flow with one another. If they don’t, you could perhaps be viewed as just rambling and it would make it much less funny, or even worse, a funny story that is not funny at all.

    The third, as mentioned above, is delivery. Once you have your speech laid out and you know how it is going to come out, you have to be ready to deliver it. Follow through with your plan. Not everyone is going to laugh at every single thing you say. However, sticking with your plan will help you stay focused and keep from stuttering. Make sure your speech is smooth and focus on one person if you have to. You will do fine by following these steps!



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  • Spu4s asked:


    Baby makes speech!
    Hilarious!

  • lizisFREAKINGawesome asked:


    We are a family full of overemotional people, we know this. :] here’s mara delivering her speech for joseph and aimee. made us proud! :]

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    Jenny D asked:


    I have this speech to make for summer school that requires you to memorize at least 40 words of a speech or a quote from a movie, book, commercial, something a famous person said etc. It just can’t be from a song or poetry. It can be crazy, funny, or interesting, but i don’t really want a serious or boring quote. Please help, THANKS!

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    James Nardel asked:


    The best kinds of speeches are the ones that touch the people that are listening to it. A speech is made to be moving and up lifting. However, if you want to let some jokes fly, then you may want to give the funny toast. Funny wedding toasts are growing in popularity in many countries. This is because people like to have a little bit of fun at a wedding as well. Let the speeches be the things that are used to make people feel moved, but let the toasts be the things that bring laughter to the wedding. Now we are going to give a few tips on how to give a good funny wedding toast and how to write it before hand.

    A toast is something that is not really planned out, anyone can do it. So if you want to give a toast or you are thinking about giving a toast, then plan it out before hand. This way you know what you are going to say if it comes down to that.

    Next, remember that funny wedding toasts are best when they are about the truth. So when you are going to say something in a toast, be sure it’s truthful. Do not make something up, because not that many people are going to get what you are talking about. On this same tip, you have to make sure that the truth that you are giving is a small one. Do not give away a secret that is going to get you into trouble, because that is going to make a bad speech. No speech is worse than the ones that are suppose to be funny and are not.

    Although the funny wedding toasts are great, you have to make sure that you go with something from the heart as well. The start of the toasts should be funny and then end respectful. That is the only way to close out a wedding toast. A toast is something that is not really planned out, anyone can do it. So if you want to give a toast or you are thinking about giving a toast, then plan it out before hand. This way you know what you are going to say if it comes down to that.

    Next, remember that funny wedding toasts are best when they are about the truth. So when you are going to say something in a toast, be sure it’s truthful. Do not make something up, because not that many people are going to get what you are talking about. On this same tip, you have to make sure that the truth that you are giving is a small one. Do not give away a secret that is going to get you into trouble, because that is going to make a bad speech. No speech is worse than the ones that are suppose to be funny and are not.

    Although the funny wedding toasts are great, you have to make sure that you go with something from the heart as well. The start of the toasts should be funny and then end respectful. That is the only way to close out a wedding toast.



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    Michael S asked:


    I need a funny but tasteful joke to start my best man speech at my brothers wedding. Keep in mind, ive already seen the same 10-20 jokes about The upper hand and Marriage is a 3 ring circus etc etc etc

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