Toasted Speeches

Matt W asked:


Let me start by saying that all the time spent at the beauty salon getting your hair, nails, and make up done has really paid off, Frank you look gorgeous! As you might have noticed there are two best men here tonight, and I’m sure that your all hungry so I’ll keep this short. I’d like to express my heartfelt congratulations to you both, and to thank you for the honor of being the best man. Frank, you are my older brother and best friend.You have fought through some tough times with incredible determination and courage and have been successful at everything you have done. You have taught me so many things. In particular, you have shown me the determination and motivation required to succeed. Our healthy competition has pushed us both to greater heights. We have shared so many special memories together and I’m sure that there will be many more in the future. I look up to you in more ways than you can ever believe. Finally, I admire your good taste in women which brings me to Lora, who i

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Kostyl asked:


“Wedding Crashers” comes to mind, but I can’t think of anything else…

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sleepytaco420 asked:

A funny speech. Actually given in class, not set up.

The Miracle Toaster 2000 asked:


It would be the single greatest prank ever pulled. If you went through all the political motions and built up a campaign only to ruin it the night before election day by giving a speech praising some unspeakably horrible thing. It would be better if you got sent to jail for a brief period, too. You’d be remembered as long as Washington. Seriously, do people remember Nero any less than they remember Caesar or Augustus? Little Nero’s is just as big as Little Caesar’s, and in fact I would argue they make a better pizza.

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mspizzazzy asked:


I’ve known both the bride and groom since elementary school (we’re all 30). I went to the prom with the bride (friends only…no getting lucky!!). Bride and groom only started dating after college. I’ve been best friends with groom since high school. HAVE ANY LINES TO USE to bring this up in a funny/clever way?????

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sunburst308 asked:


I have to give a partner speech giving an award/introducing a celebrity. Do you have any ideas for famous people/celebrities that we could use?

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Bubba S asked:


well tommorow is my 13th birthday but we are celbrating it today cause everyone has to work tommorow so i just wanted to say this little funny speech and here’s wat i got :” Friends, family thank you for gathering here on the most important day of the year( my birthday).first of all let me say i just found out this morning i’m growing a little mustchace and it better that my mom’s and secondly i’d like to say……….”

that’s all i got so far eexcept the part where i ask my grandad to take me to the strip club next week so how can i make this speech better a nd funnier?

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Ted Davidsen asked:


If you want to learn about best man speeches then you’ll want to read this article. Specifically we’ll discuss why you shouldn’t fear being best man, the basic structure of a traditional best man speech and how to generate some great ideas to use. After reading this article you should be perfectly equipped with all you need to give an unforgettable speech on the wedding day.

Many men feel under real pressure when they’re asked to be best man, despite how honoured they may initially feel. This is perfectly normal because few of us are used to public speaking and therefore unsure how to do it well.

However, you should remember that this anxiety and nervousness can be used positively as the boost of adrenaline you’ll get on the day will help you. Also, by preparing thoroughly you should be confident that you’ll say the right things. And finally remember that although you may feel pressure at being expected to be funny, the truth is that the wedding guests will laugh at whatever you say and will be behind you completely. The only thing you should be careful of is not to offend anyone even sin the slightest. If you are at all unsure about any content of your speech then leave it out - it’s just not worth it.

Traditionally the best man’s speech follows the Father of the Bride and the Groom and is the last speech at the wedding reception, although you’ll need to check with the bride and groom to ensure this is the case.

The Groom’s speech traditionally finishes with a toast to the bridesmaids and so you should start yours by thanking the groom on their behalf. Obviously you need to find out what traditional elements there will be and fit your speech around that, but if you adapt the traditional format you can’t go wrong.

Following the thanks you should introduce yourself and say a few words about how you know the groom. I like to say something funny here to help me relax and also to warm the guests up for the real humor.

Once I’ve introduced myself it’s time for the real meat of the speech - tell a funny anecdote about the groom, some funny stories or one-liners. You know the groom best, so you decide what to say, but I prefer one main anecdote and some funny comments about it. I can almost guarantee that you’ll get laughs, and when you do you should pause to let them enjoy the moment - enjoy the moment yourself too - and carry on when the laughter has subsided and they can hear you again.

Finally you should say something about the bride and then propose a toast. That’s it, you’ve just given a great best man speech.

When trying to think of ideas for a best man speech I like to write down as much about the groom as I can think. Everything that comes into my head goes down on paper and when I can’t think of anything else I leave it.

If I go back after a few days usually there will be some other ideas, so once again I start writing until everything is exhausted. Once you get to that stage you should remove anything that is in bad taste, crude, offensive or unsuitable for the bride, her family, or any wedding guest to hear.

That leaves you the basis of your speech. Pick the best ideas and expand them. If they’re not funny rewrite them until they are. Once you’ve got that out the way you’re ready to go.



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