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  • What are some funny things you can write in a campaign speech for student office?

    FUNNY CAMPAIGN SPEECHES 20.10.2008 2 Comments
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    Alice asked:


    I am writing a speech and some funny suggestions would be greatly appreciated

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    Tags: Campaign Speech, Funny Things, Student Office, Writing A Speech, Writing Speech

  • How do you write a humorous speech?

    FAMOUS FUNNY SPEECHES 20.10.2008 1 Comment
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    vibrant soldier asked:


    I am going deliver a speech about the lives of the rich and famous. I also want to add some humour into the speech to not only make it funny but memorable to stand out from the crowd. I will competing in competition where most people would be speaking about knife crime and hard hitting topics like that. But I want to speak about something that is a bit more light-hearted and fun for the audience to hear .
    Do you guys have any tips on how I could make it funny

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    Tags: Audience, Crowd, Humorous Speech, Humour

  • Funny Topics for a Persuasive Speech – How to Rouse Up the Audience With Funny Speech Topics

    FUNNY SPEECH ARTICLES 17.10.2008 No Comments
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    Michael Lee asked:


    Funny topics for a persuasive speech may often be an excellent way of making people more interested in what you have to say. Incidentally, it is not that easy to formulate funny topics for a persuasive speech.

    You may have to spend a bit of your time and effort to get that ideal subject matter. Here are a few tips on how to find hilarious topics that will keep your audience alive and kicking!

    Start With Normal Topics

    The important idea that you should remember is the definition of a persuasive speech. You need to bear in mind that a persuasive speech, whether it is about a funny topic or not, is there to persuade people – to convince people to believe in what you are saying.

    What better way to persuade people than to talk about something you have knowledge about or a topic that you are interested in.

    You can then list subject matters that interest you or something you’re familiar with. You can get a pen and a piece of paper and write them all down. You do not have to be formal when writing your thoughts. Just write them in anyway you want for as long as you can read them later.

    Target Audience

    Now that you have your list of ideas, it is time to choose which subject would fit your audience. You do not want to talk about something political when you are supposed to deliver your persuasive speech to 5-year-old children.

    On your list, choose the best ideas that would best suit your target audience. Crush out any other ideas that would not fit the profile of your audience.

    Make Them Funny

    Funny topics for a persuasive speech are not, in their nature, really funny. You will be the one who can turn these “unfunny” ideas and turn them into something hilarious.

    A good example would be chocolate. Chocolate by itself is not funny, but you have the power to turn it into funny topics for a persuasive speech. Just by the idea of chocolate, you can create a funny topic that states, “Why momma wouldn’t let me eat a lot of chocolates?” This can be interesting to an audience of kids and at the same time funny for them.

    Another good example would be talking about college in front of a teenage audience. The idea of college can become a funny topic if you state your topic in a way like, “Why does college ****?”

    Any idea you have written on your list has the potential to become funny topics for a persuasive speech. You just have to be a little creative.

    Finale

    Funny topics for a persuasive speech can only do so much for the impact that it can make on people. The way you deliver your speech in front of the audience will also play a very big role on how funny it will be and how it can affect your audience.



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  • I need a humorous retirement speech?

    FUNNY RETIREMENT SPEECHES 11.10.2008 1 Comment
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    Jan asked:


    Suppose that I am retiring as an embalmer in a funeral company and that I’m going elsewhere(it could be changing a career, transfer to another company ). Can you give a really funny speech for this subject. We will be performing this on class.

    Thanks y’all!

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    Tags: Changing Career, Embalmer, Retirement Speech

  • WWE - D-Generation X Funny Speech

    FUNNY SPEECH VIDEOS 08.10.2008 18 Comments
    mattyjbristow asked:


    DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) Make a Funny Speech

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    Tags: D Generation X, Funny, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Wwe D Generation X

  • I just read an article on Msn.com about bad wedding speeches?

    FUNNY WEDDING SPEECHES 07.10.2008 4 Comments
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    stfn314 asked:


    and I remembered at my sister’s wedding my Dad (without alcohol) said I’m happy to be here for the union of Vanessa and Richard! I’m Richard! Her husband was Roger! My sister’s in laws probably wondered what kind of incestous family he was marrying into. Hahaha. Got any funny wedding speech stories?
    Here you go Kiwi:

    http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/couplesandmarriage/articletkt.aspx?cp-documentid=8136321&GT1=32001

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    Tags: Alcohol, Aspx, Dad, Funny Stories, Wedding Speeches

  • does any one have a funny best man speech?

    FUNNY BEST MAN SPEECHES 02.10.2008 3 Comments
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    juniorbeata asked:


    the person giving the speech is south african

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    Tags: Best Man Speech, Funny

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