luckygurl284 asked: I’ve written my whole speech for my sisters wedding. Anyway, there’s a really funny toast I want to use but my sister just heard it at the last wedding she went to. So I want something just like this “Married life has many ups and downs…may most of yours be between the sheets.”
And I don’t want corny ones you hear all the time, I want something more original. Thanks!!
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Matt W asked: Let me start by saying that all the time spent at the beauty salon getting your hair, nails, and make up done has really paid off, Frank you look gorgeous! As you might have noticed there are two best men here tonight, and I’m sure that your all hungry so I’ll keep this short. I’d like to express my heartfelt congratulations to you both, and to thank you for the honor of being the best man. Frank, you are my older brother and best friend.You have fought through some tough times with incredible determination and courage and have been successful at everything you have done. You have taught me so many things. In particular, you have shown me the determination and motivation required to succeed. Our healthy competition has pushed us both to greater heights. We have shared so many special memories together and I’m sure that there will be many more in the future. I look up to you in more ways than you can ever believe. Finally, I admire your good taste in women which brings me to Lora, who i
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Tags: Best Man Speech, Brother, Funny, Special Memories, Tough Times
taylor asked: the passage should be like 2 pgs long and i should be able to recite it infront of my school for a declamation people have done like famous speeches or funny/inspirational book passages…HELP!
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Tags: Book Passages, Books, Famous Speeches, Inspirational Book, Pgs